Five thoughts about dogs

Dogs can teach us so much, especially about love and awesome ways of peeing. I almost have the one-legged thing down pat.

My dog acts like people on crutches are horrible monsters. What if he's right??

I’ll never be a better person than my dog, but I am a little better at resisting those sweet temptresses known as squirrels.

If I had a nickel for every bag of dog poop I’ve carried around, I could buy even more dog poop for my family.

My dog can sniff pee puddles for hours, but I can do it for days, so nyah nyah to him.