Five things I wonder

I wonder if dumpster-divers and sky-divers subscribe to the same professional journals.

I wonder what the Geneva Conventions have to say about wedgies, swirlies, and noogies.

I wonder how many Smurfs Batman had to kill in the Old Testament. Those were tough times for America.

I wonder if Wonder Woman invented the Wonderbra.

I wonder what the Vikings would have thought of disposable toilet seat covers.