metric poo-poo-load

noun. Sometimes the metric system is easy as shit.

Real citation: "a metric poo poo load"
(July 27, 2008, The Something Awful Forums, http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2913918&pagenumber=2)

Made-up citation: "Only a trained proctologist can tell a metric poo-poo-load by taste. Ew ew ew... Also, gah."