Thursday, April 23, 2009

catastrophic penis failure

noun phrase. Terrifying tallywhacker tragedy.

Real citation: "A lot of girls consider uncircumcised men to be dirty. Maybe some guys just don't know about proper hygiene? Anyway, I'm uncut and I have yet to experience any kind of catastrophic penis failure."
(Dec. 15, 2007, Digg,

Made-up citation: "What does a man fear more than catastrophic penis failure? Well, giant octo-monsters. That's about it."

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