Saturday, January 26, 2008


adj. Just the right age for...hmm. A spleen transplant, maybe?

Real citation: "I've done precisely diddly-fucking-squat in my *ahem*ty-nine years of existence to justify even the remotest curiosity from the boys in blue."
(July 6, 2006,

Made-up citation: "Let's fill this sucker out... Gender: Dudely. Current status: Civilian. Body type: Like an angel without wings or self-discipline. Age: *ahem*ty-nine. Hair type: Savory. Eyes: Ungouged. Height: Yes. Looking for: The diaper-faced, duck-pampering, doofusistic, degoopified, dark-avenger-y doomsteress of my dreams."

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