noun. A female apostle of doom! Doooooooooooooooommmmmmmm!
Real citation: "Seems you are quite a doomsteress. Good . Have you heard my band Forsaken? We play epic Doom metal and are playing in Switzerland next April at the Elements of Rock Festival."
(Leo Stivala, Jan. 10, 2007, http://184.108.40.206/search?q=cache:jIdC7QX0gdQJ:www.myspace.com/rocketqueen1+doomsteress&hl=en&ct=clnk&cd=1&gl=us)
Made-up citation: "My daughter is a daunting doomsteress; my son is a shifty shithead."