Friday, September 14, 2007

golden celebutwit triumvirate

noun. Paris, Lindsay, and Britney. The celebubot laureates of the 21st century.

Real citation: “Completing the Golden Celebutwit Triumvirate, the Lindsay Lohan report:”
(Feb. 2, 2007,

Made-up citation: The golden celebutwit triumvirate is competing against the holy trinity of God, Jesus, and the Holy Spirit tonight on Fox. The outcome of the drinking contest is a no-brainer, but we're expecting intense competition in lacrosse."

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