idiom. Shrivelage, shrinkage, and all-around retreat of the phallic structure upon which all civilization is erected. Ouch.
Real citation: "I gotta tell you, that rolled up my campsite."
(Stephen Colbert, Nov. 3, 2005, The Colbert Report)
Made-up citation: "Oozing cysts are ishy. I have to say they roll up my campsite, especially when they ooze on my crotch or buckwheat pancakes."