Tuesday, November 15, 2005

collective clitoris

noun. The MILF of all sweet spots.

Related terms: collective vagina, collective ass, collective groin, collective testicles, collective penis, collective penis envy.

Real citation: "Then we're introduced to Ben Affleck and his glittering female appendage. I couldn't help but think of Matt Damon in his latest vehicle to fame, rolling in the sheets with his requisite gurl/prop, showing the world what a hunk he is. It occurred to me that these two would-be action heroes are battling for the collective clitoris of America. Yuck."
(David Wilson McLeish, "film review: Sum of All Fears sucks worse than feared," http://www.peak.sfu.ca/the-peak/2002-2/issue9/ar-soaf.html)

Made-up citation: "I think it's safe to say Sarah Silverman has her mouth on the collective clitoris this week."

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