Friday, November 11, 2005


noun. Not curable by mouthwash. May be alleviated by lobotomy or hockey stick.

Real citation: "He said “good morning” to me in that incredibly annoying whinny wishy-washy voice of his when I entered – GOODJOB DOOFUSBREATH! IT IS 20:00, and I’m saying that instead of 8:00 PM, because the latter is too COMPLICATED for your TINY BRAIN to GRASP!"
(July 21, 2005,

Made-up citation: "After painfully slogging through grad school, I have earned the esteemed title of 'Dr. Doofusbreath.'"

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