Maybe if gym teachers bit people and vampires taught dodgeball, that would shake things up.
Maybe more kids would stay in school if we called it Free Beer.
Maybe I do have a God complex. I’ll look into that after I blow up these planets.
Maybe people wouldn’t commit so many crimes in broad daylight if we called it “nice young lady daylight”.
Maybe it’s just me, but barfing makes me want to puke.
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