Monday, July 04, 2011

Ten ins and outs

Out: pond scum
In: pond sleaze

Out: sugar daddies
In: Splenda fathers

Out: coffee table books
In: coffee table snuff films

Out: gospel choirs
In: gospel speed metal bands

Out: the cradle of civilization
In: the binky of civilization

Out: circle jerks
In: rhombus jerks

Out: phony baloney
In: sincere salami

Out: id, ego, superego
In: egg, chicken, chicken sandwich

Out: a hog on ice
In: a pig on quaaludes

Out: a beacon of hope
In: a bacon of hope

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