Ugh... Ouch... Ohhh... My Indian food baby just ate my kidneys. Now he’s chewing my spleen. Why didn’t I go to Lamaze class???
Ah... Nothing like coffee to facilitate the safe delivery of a healthy food baby, It's a boy!
Who’s up for a food baby shower?
Overheard: “Which way do I flush the toilet, up or down?” Depends if you want your food baby to go to heaven or hell.
There’s a party in my stomach, and everyone’s pistol-whipping my food baby.
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