Monday, June 01, 2009

post-traumatic mustache disorder

noun phrase. A facial syndrome that shall never afflict my pornstache, baby! Whoo!

Real citation: "Shaving is a very emotional process, good thing I am ALSO a PTMD (post-traumatic mustache disorder) counselor"
(May 20, 2009, Mustache Brigade,

Made-up citation: "Sufferers of post-traumatic mustache disorder find their symptoms are often relieved by the realization that they no longer resemble a child molester."

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