Friday, June 19, 2009


noun. A hose-wielding eradicator of fecal matter... Or some kind of Canadian, I suppose.

Real citation: "I just took my son and his poop-filled pants to the back yard and hosed him off. I used to play in rock bands, now I'm a poop-hoser. Weeee."
(June 19, 2009, tawnifreeland, Twitter,

Made-up citation: "About once a year, my dog forces me to play the role of
poop-hoser, when he just can't resist rolling in an ungodly pile of crap that came from a horse, vagrant, or sasquatch-type nethermonster."

1 comment:

Bernard Sell said...

must have been the same guy who calls himself "Don Poopballs" on Mafia Wars.