Thursday, January 26, 2006

salad bar rage

noun. A crouton-related anger-management disaster not recommended by doctors or waiters.

Real citation: “We'll hit rock bottom when we have salad bar rage.”
(sswift, July 26, 2002,

Made-up citation: "There's only one cure for salad bar rage--aversion therapy with bleu cheese. If the patient drowns in the chunky white goodness, he's cured. If he lives, we feed him to rats. Either way, America stays number one."

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