Thursday, October 27, 2005

grain alcohol goggles

noun. When beer goggles just aren't enough.

Related terms: vodka goggles, wine goggles, rum and Coke goggles, Long Island Iced Tea goggles, weed goggles, heroin goggles, crack goggles.

Real citation: "Based on my years of research, consisting of viewing every episode of HBO's "Real Sex", and observing the type of people who generally attend swinger's events and sex parties, I'd say the key ingredient for success is grain alcohol. Yes, grain alcohol goggles are a must."
(Tree of Woe, Oct. 3, 2002,

Made-up citation: "When rose-colored glasses are combined with grain alcohol goggles, hide the kids and pet bunny!"

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