Monday, October 10, 2005

ex-Felatee-in-Chief

noun. Bill Clinton.

Related terms: anus lickee, avengee, ball lickee, beatee, beatifee, besmirchee, betrayee, bitee, blow jobee, bombee, brainsuckee, burnee, car-jackee, clobberee, cock and ball torturee, complimentee, consumee, counselee, cradle-robee, crapee, crushee, decapitatee, disectee, disparagee, downsizee, droolee, excommunicatee, exorcisee, felatee, filmee, fist fuckee, floodee, Frenchee, gawkee, giftee, golden showeree, gropee, gougee, headee, impeachee, killee, kissee, lecturee, lickee, likee, litigatee, lustee, manslaughteree, massagee, mindfuckee, Mr. Horse Fuckee, moldee, molestee, moochee, motivatee, mugee, murderee, nursee, obsessee, oglee, pervee, pervertee, piercee, pimpee, pissee, poopee, predatee, promotee, purse-snatchee, regiftee, reprimandee, scoldee, shagee, shitee, shrinkee, skullfuckee, slashee, slaughteree, slobberee, smoochee, smotheree, sniffee, snitchee, spankee, stabee, stalkee, staree, theftee, toe-suckee, undressee, whackee, wooee, yoinkee.

Real citation: "Bumped, bookmarked and will be printed for the Clintonistas at work who fawn over the ex felatee in chief as the "Worlds President". With all that s##t going on, when did he find time to do anything Presidential?"
(cardinal4, May 28, 2003, http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/918906/posts)

Made-up citation: "At the Ex-Felatee-in-Chief Presidential Library in Little Rock, I got my knob slobbed in the bathroom, which felt fitting, patriotic, and impeachablicious."

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