noun. Diddly-fucking-shit, also known as diddly-fucking-crap, but sometimes referred to as diddly-fucking-fuck, and occasionally answers to the name of diddly-fucking-poo.
Related terms: su-diddly-fucking-uck, ha diddly fucking ha, yee diddly fucking ha, tee diddly fucking hee, whoop-diddly-fucking-doo, ho diddly fucking ho ho, jack diddly fucking shit, scrum-diddly-fucking-umptious.
Real citaion: "in other news, i'm a complete interweb retard. the new tegan & sara albumn has been released on the web more than a month before its actual release date. some people had advanced copies and put them up on the web. which really kinda sucks, i mean you've slaved away for months and months on an albumn (i'm imagining all of this, since, well, its not like i would REALLY know, but i'm off topic), and you must be so looking forward to its release date!!!! and then someone goes and blows the whole build up and spoils it all. anyway, when i first read that it was on the net, i searched high and low, downloading a billion kinds of shareware programs, and NADA! DIDDLY-fucking-SQUAT! everyone and their fucking mothers can find it, except me! "
("A doodle. I do doodle. You, too. You do doodle, too," July 28, 2004, http://www.muntedmess.com/blog-july-sept04.html)
Made-up citation: "Recent studies indicate the average American I.Q. falls somewhere between diddly-fucking-squat and 11. Or was that the average birth weight?"
Friday, March 11, 2005
Thursday, March 10, 2005
loonbase
noun. A rock-solid core of batshit-mental true believers for a cause--excuse me, for THE cause, whatever that might be--that is holy, good, pure, and of the Lord.
Real citation: "What is the barking moonbat response to Senator Clinton's sensible idea that we should work together to reduce the incidence of unintended pregnancies? She's a "phony." Abstinence or nothing is their position, no matter that it directly results in *more* unwanted pregnancies and hence *more* abortions. They don't care about that as much as they care about yelling at people not to have sex. Republican politicians are scared of alienating their loonbase by promoting better access to birth control and more affordable, more effective birth control methods. Um, here's a fact, people: if you don't get pregnant, the likelihood of your having an abortion is pretty much zero. So yes, if you believe in restricting birth control, you are not "pro-life," you are an anti-sex LOON."
(Paula Light, "The true agenda," March 2, 2005, http://paulalight.blogspot.com/2005_03_01_
paulalight_archive.html#110978652155939043)
Made-up citation: "I wonder how many loonwads make up the loonbase, and how many live on a moonbase?"
Real citation: "What is the barking moonbat response to Senator Clinton's sensible idea that we should work together to reduce the incidence of unintended pregnancies? She's a "phony." Abstinence or nothing is their position, no matter that it directly results in *more* unwanted pregnancies and hence *more* abortions. They don't care about that as much as they care about yelling at people not to have sex. Republican politicians are scared of alienating their loonbase by promoting better access to birth control and more affordable, more effective birth control methods. Um, here's a fact, people: if you don't get pregnant, the likelihood of your having an abortion is pretty much zero. So yes, if you believe in restricting birth control, you are not "pro-life," you are an anti-sex LOON."
(Paula Light, "The true agenda," March 2, 2005, http://paulalight.blogspot.com/2005_03_01_
paulalight_archive.html#110978652155939043)
Made-up citation: "I wonder how many loonwads make up the loonbase, and how many live on a moonbase?"
penisary
adj. Having to do with the hoo-hoo-dilly.
Real citation: "Is everything about everybody really about their mothers? All right, about the other thing. For a guy like that, he's goin' out with a woman, he could technically not have penisary contact with her volvo."
(Tony Soprano, "Mergers and Acquisitions," Nov. 3, 2002, The Sopranos)
Made-up citation: "In this house, 'assume the proper perpendicular penisary position' is not an acceptable way to say 'sit up straight.'"
Real citation: "Is everything about everybody really about their mothers? All right, about the other thing. For a guy like that, he's goin' out with a woman, he could technically not have penisary contact with her volvo."
(Tony Soprano, "Mergers and Acquisitions," Nov. 3, 2002, The Sopranos)
Made-up citation: "In this house, 'assume the proper perpendicular penisary position' is not an acceptable way to say 'sit up straight.'"
Wednesday, March 09, 2005
get one's monkeys in a bunch
idiom. Become annoyed, just as one would understandably become annoyed while wearing constricting, uncomfortable unmentionables.
Related terms: get one's panties in a bunch, get one's pantyhose in a bunch, get one's Calvins in a bunch, get one's buns in a bunch, get one's britches in a bunch, get one's ideology in a bunch, get one's ego in a bunch, get one's tampon in a bunch, get one's nuts in a bunch, get one's whiskers in a bunch, get one's boxers in a bunch, get one's balls in a bunch, get one's balls in a bunch, get one's beanie in a bunch, get sand in one's vagina, get one's thong in a twist, get one's knickers in a twist, get one's panties in a twist, get one's Nicholson in a twist, get one's chakras in a twist, get one's cables in a twist, get one's toga in a twist, get one's noodles in a twist, get one's kilt in a twist, get one's nightie in a twist, get one's undies in a twist, get one's mind in a twist, get one's shorts in a twist, get one's skirt in a twist, get one's trolleys in a twist, get one's tonsils in a twist, get one's turban in a twist, get one's skivvies in a twist, get one's extremities in a twist, get one's bollocks in a twist.
Real citation: "am I ever going to add another entry? it’s only been 5 days! and I’ve been gone!
but yeah, soon. Don’t get your monkeys in a bunch."
(blm, May 25, 2004, In Limine, http://inlimine.net/archives/2004/05/20/technorati)
Made-up citation: "Nothing gets my monkeys in a bunch quite like the Satanic advertising shitbuckets who are infesting my computer--and if they're reading this, I hope their pop-up-pushing asses die in a steaming pool of blood, pus, blues, and piss. Amen."
Related terms: get one's panties in a bunch, get one's pantyhose in a bunch, get one's Calvins in a bunch, get one's buns in a bunch, get one's britches in a bunch, get one's ideology in a bunch, get one's ego in a bunch, get one's tampon in a bunch, get one's nuts in a bunch, get one's whiskers in a bunch, get one's boxers in a bunch, get one's balls in a bunch, get one's balls in a bunch, get one's beanie in a bunch, get sand in one's vagina, get one's thong in a twist, get one's knickers in a twist, get one's panties in a twist, get one's Nicholson in a twist, get one's chakras in a twist, get one's cables in a twist, get one's toga in a twist, get one's noodles in a twist, get one's kilt in a twist, get one's nightie in a twist, get one's undies in a twist, get one's mind in a twist, get one's shorts in a twist, get one's skirt in a twist, get one's trolleys in a twist, get one's tonsils in a twist, get one's turban in a twist, get one's skivvies in a twist, get one's extremities in a twist, get one's bollocks in a twist.
Real citation: "am I ever going to add another entry? it’s only been 5 days! and I’ve been gone!
but yeah, soon. Don’t get your monkeys in a bunch."
(blm, May 25, 2004, In Limine, http://inlimine.net/archives/2004/05/20/technorati)
Made-up citation: "Nothing gets my monkeys in a bunch quite like the Satanic advertising shitbuckets who are infesting my computer--and if they're reading this, I hope their pop-up-pushing asses die in a steaming pool of blood, pus, blues, and piss. Amen."
crackwhorishness
noun. A crackwhorish state of affairs or state of being, not necessarily involving a head of state.
Related terms: non-crack-whorish, pre-crack-whorish, crack-whore-free.
Real citation: "Guess what! Guess what! Some random things have happened since I last updated. Well maybe not random, but you know. I finished all my major exams on Monday. That night, I was running around trying to get stuff done. Glyeb came over a for a while, and we ate the dinner that I made. Then I gave Samra her pink elephant water can "for one very special flower!" After that I headed over to Shilpy's place for our night of (NATURAL) crackwhorish-ness. We got directions to (ooh ahh) a gay male strip club. It was the most bizarre thing that I've ever experienced. We walk in and of course we are so out of place there. We take a seat at a table in the back and try not to stick out as we um, peruse the merchandise. The guys were so disappointing. On the main stage, there were two guys who were completely naked and sorta struttin around. The weren't even actually stripping! Also, they were barely dancing and they only had OK bodies. The funny part was that they were walking around buck naked except for their socks."
(Dec. 19, 2001, http://web.pitas.com/slaphapkir/05_01_2002.html)
Made-up citation: "When I talk about Dunkin' Donuts coffee, I'm told I get a gleam in my eye that is not without a certain crackwhorishness."
Related terms: non-crack-whorish, pre-crack-whorish, crack-whore-free.
Real citation: "Guess what! Guess what! Some random things have happened since I last updated. Well maybe not random, but you know. I finished all my major exams on Monday. That night, I was running around trying to get stuff done. Glyeb came over a for a while, and we ate the dinner that I made. Then I gave Samra her pink elephant water can "for one very special flower!" After that I headed over to Shilpy's place for our night of (NATURAL) crackwhorish-ness. We got directions to (ooh ahh) a gay male strip club. It was the most bizarre thing that I've ever experienced. We walk in and of course we are so out of place there. We take a seat at a table in the back and try not to stick out as we um, peruse the merchandise. The guys were so disappointing. On the main stage, there were two guys who were completely naked and sorta struttin around. The weren't even actually stripping! Also, they were barely dancing and they only had OK bodies. The funny part was that they were walking around buck naked except for their socks."
(Dec. 19, 2001, http://web.pitas.com/slaphapkir/05_01_2002.html)
Made-up citation: "When I talk about Dunkin' Donuts coffee, I'm told I get a gleam in my eye that is not without a certain crackwhorishness."
Tuesday, March 08, 2005
semi-smidgen
noun. A little more than diddily-doodily-squat.
Real citation: "Spader is his scintillating self, a bit puffier (and friendlier) of face, perhaps a semi-smidgen less nasty but full of dirty tricks he longs to play on fellow lawyers, partly just to help keep them from developing simplistic complexes."
(ktdids, Oct 2, 2004, http://brigitte.proboards4.com/index.cgi?action=display&board=Boston&num=1094968383&start=105)
Made-up citation: "Even deep in the bowels of the basement of my soul, I can't find a semi-smidgen of good will towards Adam Sandler or pea soup."
Real citation: "Spader is his scintillating self, a bit puffier (and friendlier) of face, perhaps a semi-smidgen less nasty but full of dirty tricks he longs to play on fellow lawyers, partly just to help keep them from developing simplistic complexes."
(ktdids, Oct 2, 2004, http://brigitte.proboards4.com/index.cgi?action=display&board=Boston&num=1094968383&start=105)
Made-up citation: "Even deep in the bowels of the basement of my soul, I can't find a semi-smidgen of good will towards Adam Sandler or pea soup."
Monday, March 07, 2005
dicksmackitude
noun. A multitude of dicksmack-y...stuff, I guess.
Real citation: "Huh. Thanks for the explanation, dawsnzchck. That's some crazy shit, yo. If I were a meaner type of person I'd speculate about the kind of marriages people who think D/J are a great couple will end up in, but I'm not so I won't. Like I said, I was a newcomer who knew absolutely nobody who watched this show, and I was almost instantly a P/J'er. That onscreen chemistry really seems undeniable. As does Dawson's utter dicksmackitude."
(avocato, May 15, 2003, Television Without Pity, http://forums.televisionwithoutpity.com/index.php?showtopic=2679424&view=findpost&p=108952)
Made-up citation: "As the Bible says, 'With my whole heart have I sought thee: O let me not wander from thy dicksmackitude."
Real citation: "Huh. Thanks for the explanation, dawsnzchck. That's some crazy shit, yo. If I were a meaner type of person I'd speculate about the kind of marriages people who think D/J are a great couple will end up in, but I'm not so I won't. Like I said, I was a newcomer who knew absolutely nobody who watched this show, and I was almost instantly a P/J'er. That onscreen chemistry really seems undeniable. As does Dawson's utter dicksmackitude."
(avocato, May 15, 2003, Television Without Pity, http://forums.televisionwithoutpity.com/index.php?showtopic=2679424&view=findpost&p=108952)
Made-up citation: "As the Bible says, 'With my whole heart have I sought thee: O let me not wander from thy dicksmackitude."
poodle-worthy
adj. Ready, willing, and able to be slapped, smeared, or strapped to a pookie-wookie-schnookie of a dog-like critter.
Related words: clone-worthy, bone-worthy, groan-worthy, yawn-worthy, barf-worthy, spew-worthy, spooge-worthy, schlong-worthy, gong-worthy, thong-worthy, hump-worthy, bonk-worthy, boink-worthy, lust-worthy, drool-worthy, stalker-worthy, meh-worthy, gah-worthy, ew-worthy, sponge-bath-worthy, spanking-worthy, tongue-bath-worthy, spatula-worthy.
Real citation: "By the way, I can't believe anyone would compare Jojo or FeeFee to Dido. Jojo and FeeFee are just stupid, cutesy, poodle-worthy names; Dido was the name of a legendary queen of Carthage who committed suicide."
(person, "Re:Jojo," July 10, 2004, http://www.c-s-s-a.com/board/index.php?board=3;action=display;threadid=1646)
Made-up citation: "Remember kids: 'poodle-worthy,' 'coyote-worthy,' and 'hellhound-worthy' are not synonyms. Good luck on those SATs!"
Related words: clone-worthy, bone-worthy, groan-worthy, yawn-worthy, barf-worthy, spew-worthy, spooge-worthy, schlong-worthy, gong-worthy, thong-worthy, hump-worthy, bonk-worthy, boink-worthy, lust-worthy, drool-worthy, stalker-worthy, meh-worthy, gah-worthy, ew-worthy, sponge-bath-worthy, spanking-worthy, tongue-bath-worthy, spatula-worthy.
Real citation: "By the way, I can't believe anyone would compare Jojo or FeeFee to Dido. Jojo and FeeFee are just stupid, cutesy, poodle-worthy names; Dido was the name of a legendary queen of Carthage who committed suicide."
(person, "Re:Jojo," July 10, 2004, http://www.c-s-s-a.com/board/index.php?board=3;action=display;threadid=1646)
Made-up citation: "Remember kids: 'poodle-worthy,' 'coyote-worthy,' and 'hellhound-worthy' are not synonyms. Good luck on those SATs!"
Sunday, March 06, 2005
santorum-slurping
present participle. This indicates serious slurpage of the frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex.
Related terms: santorum-smudged, santorum-stained.
Real citation: "The Eagles will clinch the NFC East this week against the Redskins, which will also earn them a desperately needed first round bye. I feel certain about this, as I did that they'd beat the 49ers, but more so. The real problem this week (besides the Santa-sodomizing, Santorum-slurping run defense) is that the Eagles are still going to be very tired. This will be their third game in thirteen days, which, at the end of the season, is not a good thing. However, a win equals rest, and that's what they'll be playing for this week, well earned rest."
(Jason Toogood, "Eagles 'O#," http://www.parentheticalnote.com/eagles03_sanfrancisco.htm)
Made-up citation: "Our upscale relaxation services include a happy ending, but santorum-slurping is somewhat discouraged."
Related terms: santorum-smudged, santorum-stained.
Real citation: "The Eagles will clinch the NFC East this week against the Redskins, which will also earn them a desperately needed first round bye. I feel certain about this, as I did that they'd beat the 49ers, but more so. The real problem this week (besides the Santa-sodomizing, Santorum-slurping run defense) is that the Eagles are still going to be very tired. This will be their third game in thirteen days, which, at the end of the season, is not a good thing. However, a win equals rest, and that's what they'll be playing for this week, well earned rest."
(Jason Toogood, "Eagles 'O#," http://www.parentheticalnote.com/eagles03_sanfrancisco.htm)
Made-up citation: "Our upscale relaxation services include a happy ending, but santorum-slurping is somewhat discouraged."
non-flirty-ness
noun. A pure, chaste state lacking any seductive or flirty maneuvers.
Real citation: "Now here comes the awkward romance part: I don't know how to be more obvious that I like these guys without throwing myself on them more literally than I'd care to admit. (That did it. The link to my blog is definitely disappearing from my AIM profile for a little while...) I just find myself sickened by those who fawn over guys to the extreme - chasing them, hunting them down, conquering them, etc. It's just not my style. Still, I really wish there was something I could do to clue them in with class. I never was a flirt. Damn my non-flirty-ness! Oh well... they're supposed to be off-limits anyway... I'll just have to stay content with them being good friends (which is good too! I'm not complaining!). It's all so damn complicated... time to go drown my sorrows in Valentine's Day chocolate..."
(Feb. 15, 2004, Atomic Lobster, http://www.uclandrea.blogspot.com/2004_02_01_
uclandrea_archive.html)
Made-up citation: "Chastity, modesty, serenity, and non-flirty-ness are important virtues in a nun or demented assistant."
Real citation: "Now here comes the awkward romance part: I don't know how to be more obvious that I like these guys without throwing myself on them more literally than I'd care to admit. (That did it. The link to my blog is definitely disappearing from my AIM profile for a little while...) I just find myself sickened by those who fawn over guys to the extreme - chasing them, hunting them down, conquering them, etc. It's just not my style. Still, I really wish there was something I could do to clue them in with class. I never was a flirt. Damn my non-flirty-ness! Oh well... they're supposed to be off-limits anyway... I'll just have to stay content with them being good friends (which is good too! I'm not complaining!). It's all so damn complicated... time to go drown my sorrows in Valentine's Day chocolate..."
(Feb. 15, 2004, Atomic Lobster, http://www.uclandrea.blogspot.com/2004_02_01_
uclandrea_archive.html)
Made-up citation: "Chastity, modesty, serenity, and non-flirty-ness are important virtues in a nun or demented assistant."
Saturday, March 05, 2005
pimp-o-riffic
adj. Terrifically pimpy, in either the professional or civilian sense.
Related terms: pimpmobile, pimp slap, pimp hat, pimpster, pimp-tastic, pimp-sational, pimptacular, pimp-o-rama, pimpapalooza, uber-pimp, mega-pimp, superpimp, pseudo-pimp, quasi-pimp, unpimpy, non-pimp-like, non-pimp-controlled.
Real citation: "I have managed to acquire four pairs of jeans, two slutty tops, three handbags, oops... make that four handbags, one suede and furry pimp-o-riffic coat, one denim and fur jacket, two pairs of boots, wait, three pairs of boots, two sweaters, five -- yes, five! -- belts, a wonderbra and some undies in the past month. Oh, and a denim miniskirt. Obviously, I am going to have a lot of free time on my hands when the new year kicks in and I can't shop to fill my time. A huge void will be left in my daily life. "
(Dec. 31, 2002, http://www.grumpygirl.com/daily/gg123102.html)
Made-up citation: "Since the only clothes I enjoy buying are Mr. Rogers sweaters, and I employ a negligible amount of sex workers, in good conscience, I can't put 'pimp-o-riffic' on my resume."
Related terms: pimpmobile, pimp slap, pimp hat, pimpster, pimp-tastic, pimp-sational, pimptacular, pimp-o-rama, pimpapalooza, uber-pimp, mega-pimp, superpimp, pseudo-pimp, quasi-pimp, unpimpy, non-pimp-like, non-pimp-controlled.
Real citation: "I have managed to acquire four pairs of jeans, two slutty tops, three handbags, oops... make that four handbags, one suede and furry pimp-o-riffic coat, one denim and fur jacket, two pairs of boots, wait, three pairs of boots, two sweaters, five -- yes, five! -- belts, a wonderbra and some undies in the past month. Oh, and a denim miniskirt. Obviously, I am going to have a lot of free time on my hands when the new year kicks in and I can't shop to fill my time. A huge void will be left in my daily life. "
(Dec. 31, 2002, http://www.grumpygirl.com/daily/gg123102.html)
Made-up citation: "Since the only clothes I enjoy buying are Mr. Rogers sweaters, and I employ a negligible amount of sex workers, in good conscience, I can't put 'pimp-o-riffic' on my resume."
self-wettage
noun. Pants-peeage.
Real citation: "Ninja Captain your grasp of history is amazingly precise. Did you ever actually play Q1? Sure, we both know what mods there were for Q1 but did you ever play them? No pressure. If you did play them, was there a certain amount of self-wettage going on? Can you describe how much. If you prefer I can treat ignoring my question to mean 25% of a litre. If you prefer."
(http://216.105.167.65/cgi-bin/board.pl?action=postmessage&boardid
=1&threadid=50933&id=191850&view=flatnew&start=0)
Made-up citation: "Self-wettage can put a damper on the fine dining experience."
Real citation: "Ninja Captain your grasp of history is amazingly precise. Did you ever actually play Q1? Sure, we both know what mods there were for Q1 but did you ever play them? No pressure. If you did play them, was there a certain amount of self-wettage going on? Can you describe how much. If you prefer I can treat ignoring my question to mean 25% of a litre. If you prefer."
(http://216.105.167.65/cgi-bin/board.pl?action=postmessage&boardid
=1&threadid=50933&id=191850&view=flatnew&start=0)
Made-up citation: "Self-wettage can put a damper on the fine dining experience."
Friday, March 04, 2005
nipple-obsessed simian
noun. Not to be confused with nipple-obsessed men, women, and children, this refers to a gorilla, ape, monkey, orangutan, chimp, bonobo, or other evolution-challenged individual who simply must have those precious mammary moments--or they go up the wall (er, tree).
Real citation: "Two American women sacked from their jobs caring for a "talking" gorilla are suing their ex-employer for allegedly ordering them to bare their breasts to the nipple-obsessed simian."
("Gorilla with a nipple fetish," Feb 21, 2005, http://www.theage.com.au/text/articles/2005/02/21/
1108834671039.html?oneclick=true)
Made-up citation: "You say 'nipple-obsessed simian,' I say 'non-human nipple connoisseur."
Real citation: "Two American women sacked from their jobs caring for a "talking" gorilla are suing their ex-employer for allegedly ordering them to bare their breasts to the nipple-obsessed simian."
("Gorilla with a nipple fetish," Feb 21, 2005, http://www.theage.com.au/text/articles/2005/02/21/
1108834671039.html?oneclick=true)
Made-up citation: "You say 'nipple-obsessed simian,' I say 'non-human nipple connoisseur."
fucknutter
noun. A batshit-wacky, bugfuck-loony nutbag of fun.
Real citation: "Ah, but Sheridan, a dangerous road to travel, once again... if we are to treat these as historical documents (what fucknutter thought that was a good idea anyhow?), then if one visual can be dismissed as false, *no* visuals can be trusted. But since dialogue screws up too, we can't trust that either. And that leaves us right where we always are with all of these shows/movies/etc... basically picking and choosing what we like the best. :p"
(E1701, July 9, 2003, http://kier.3dfrontier.com/forums/archive/index.php/t-52753.html)
Made-up citation: "When a fucknutter offers duck butter, punt."
Real citation: "Ah, but Sheridan, a dangerous road to travel, once again... if we are to treat these as historical documents (what fucknutter thought that was a good idea anyhow?), then if one visual can be dismissed as false, *no* visuals can be trusted. But since dialogue screws up too, we can't trust that either. And that leaves us right where we always are with all of these shows/movies/etc... basically picking and choosing what we like the best. :p"
(E1701, July 9, 2003, http://kier.3dfrontier.com/forums/archive/index.php/t-52753.html)
Made-up citation: "When a fucknutter offers duck butter, punt."
Thursday, March 03, 2005
sweet Mother Mary on a motorboat
exclamation. A sweeter, more motherly, more seafaring version of "Holy shit!"
Related terms: holy shit on a stick, sweet merciful Buddha on a crutch, holy freakin' Christ in a Christmas tree, Jesus H. Christ on a popsicle stick.
Real citation: "Except for the being in love with Lauren part, because sweet Mother Mary on a motorboat, I had an aneurysm at that point. Literally missed the next couple of lines. Sad thing is I'm going to have to go back and rewatch to see if I think he was faking Vaughn out or not. And what's with Vaughn and Sark being each other's great enemies? Seriously, that's just lame and I don't buy it."
(JenMD, Feb. 23, 2005, Television Without Pity, http://forums.televisionwithoutpity.com/index.php?showtopic=3123657&view=findpost&p=2562476)
Made-up citation: "Sweet merciful Mother Mary Magdalene on a motherhumpin' motorboat--I am gonna get some cheap Peking duck this weekend. Woo and fucking hoo! And quaaaack!"
Related terms: holy shit on a stick, sweet merciful Buddha on a crutch, holy freakin' Christ in a Christmas tree, Jesus H. Christ on a popsicle stick.
Real citation: "Except for the being in love with Lauren part, because sweet Mother Mary on a motorboat, I had an aneurysm at that point. Literally missed the next couple of lines. Sad thing is I'm going to have to go back and rewatch to see if I think he was faking Vaughn out or not. And what's with Vaughn and Sark being each other's great enemies? Seriously, that's just lame and I don't buy it."
(JenMD, Feb. 23, 2005, Television Without Pity, http://forums.televisionwithoutpity.com/index.php?showtopic=3123657&view=findpost&p=2562476)
Made-up citation: "Sweet merciful Mother Mary Magdalene on a motherhumpin' motorboat--I am gonna get some cheap Peking duck this weekend. Woo and fucking hoo! And quaaaack!"
Xena-phobic
adj. If a certain warrior princess gives you the willies, the creeps, the wiggins, the heebie-jeebies, or the whim-whams, then this word applies to you.
Real citation: "Xena-phobic: Lawless retires the warrior princess."
(Liz Haberman, "Our Countdown of the Year's 30 Most Anticipated Movies, Shows, Albums and More," http://www.eonline.com/Features/Features/Guide2001/)
Made-up citation: "Truthfully, I'm more Xena-ignorant than Xena-phobic, but anyway, I needed a goddamn X-word."
Real citation: "Xena-phobic: Lawless retires the warrior princess."
(Liz Haberman, "Our Countdown of the Year's 30 Most Anticipated Movies, Shows, Albums and More," http://www.eonline.com/Features/Features/Guide2001/)
Made-up citation: "Truthfully, I'm more Xena-ignorant than Xena-phobic, but anyway, I needed a goddamn X-word."
Wednesday, March 02, 2005
crapitudinous
adj. Crappy--but perhaps poetically, mellifluously crappy.
Real citation: "Everyone send love/sandwiches/ponies/monetary donations to my Tiff-Tiff who feels very crapitudinous."
(May 3, 2001, http://www.sccs.swarthmore.edu/users/02/
manvel/new.html)
Made-up citation: "Only yoga class, the Alias season two DVDs, and beer sweet beer have prevented this from being a completely crapitudinous week."
Real citation: "Everyone send love/sandwiches/ponies/monetary donations to my Tiff-Tiff who feels very crapitudinous."
(May 3, 2001, http://www.sccs.swarthmore.edu/users/02/
manvel/new.html)
Made-up citation: "Only yoga class, the Alias season two DVDs, and beer sweet beer have prevented this from being a completely crapitudinous week."
semi-suckless
adj. Partially lacking suckitude.
Related words: semi-boneless.
Real citation: "Episode One Recap: 53 Semisuckless Minutes"
(Shazzer, http://www.fansofrealitytv.com/forums/archive/index.php/t-24751)
Made-up citation: "I wish I could say this was a semi-suckless day, but today sucked monkey balls, donkey balls, golf balls, and maybe even the moons of Saturn in a giant, swirly, cosmic vortex of suck."
Related words: semi-boneless.
Real citation: "Episode One Recap: 53 Semisuckless Minutes"
(Shazzer, http://www.fansofrealitytv.com/forums/archive/index.php/t-24751)
Made-up citation: "I wish I could say this was a semi-suckless day, but today sucked monkey balls, donkey balls, golf balls, and maybe even the moons of Saturn in a giant, swirly, cosmic vortex of suck."
Tuesday, March 01, 2005
weirdo-dar
noun. An uncanny, tingly, weirdo-detecting mechanism in the brain, possibly buried somewhere near the corpus callosum.
Related terms: gaydar, straightdar, bi-dar, loserdar, jailbaitdar, moron-dar, sexual-geniusdar, "someone is staring at my ass"-dar.
Real citation: "Why do weirdo's have an affinity for me? Do I have weirdo-dar? Or do weirdos just have excellent taste?"
(Dec. 12, 2003, Diary Quotes, http://www.diarytown.com/diaryquotes/archives/001891.html)
Made-up citation: "Unfortunately for me, my weirdo-dar is on the fritz, but I do have fully functioning pretty-dar and cake-dar."
Related terms: gaydar, straightdar, bi-dar, loserdar, jailbaitdar, moron-dar, sexual-geniusdar, "someone is staring at my ass"-dar.
Real citation: "Why do weirdo's have an affinity for me? Do I have weirdo-dar? Or do weirdos just have excellent taste?"
(Dec. 12, 2003, Diary Quotes, http://www.diarytown.com/diaryquotes/archives/001891.html)
Made-up citation: "Unfortunately for me, my weirdo-dar is on the fritz, but I do have fully functioning pretty-dar and cake-dar."
pig-butt-nasty
adj. As refreshing and soothing as a swine's hindquarters--in other words, as nasty as the eighth ringworm of hell.
Real citation: "My Raphael is nothing to be taken lightly, heathens. While he lacks the obscene strength of Asteroth, and the sheer pig-butt-nasty brutality of Nightmare, he more than makes up for it with his speed, and sense of STYLE, baby! Not only will I dance around you and slowly pick you apart, I’ll look good doing it, too. And, as near as I could tell, I was the only person using him in the tournament, to boot. I mean, where’s the fun in picking the characters that everyone else uses, hmm?"
("AWA 2K3 (AKA, AWA 9): The Pre-Con Report," http://clubninja.animationhq.net/awa2k3a.htm)
Made-up citation: "Oddly enough, 'Pig-butt-nasty Pistachio' is not a popular flavor of ice cream or edible underwear."
Real citation: "My Raphael is nothing to be taken lightly, heathens. While he lacks the obscene strength of Asteroth, and the sheer pig-butt-nasty brutality of Nightmare, he more than makes up for it with his speed, and sense of STYLE, baby! Not only will I dance around you and slowly pick you apart, I’ll look good doing it, too. And, as near as I could tell, I was the only person using him in the tournament, to boot. I mean, where’s the fun in picking the characters that everyone else uses, hmm?"
("AWA 2K3 (AKA, AWA 9): The Pre-Con Report," http://clubninja.animationhq.net/awa2k3a.htm)
Made-up citation: "Oddly enough, 'Pig-butt-nasty Pistachio' is not a popular flavor of ice cream or edible underwear."
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