Friday, June 24, 2011

Five thoughts about robots

It's 3:19. Do you know where your robot army is?

Science is not about replacing religion with cold facts; it’s about replacing your spouse with a hot sexbot.

Everything’s bigger in Texas, even the government nanobots playing Yahtzee in your brain.

Happy Bring Your Fembot to Work Day!

Strunk and White’s terrifying rule of robotics: “Omit needless humans.”

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