Friday, June 17, 2011

Five thoughts about Batman

Should I go with my chastity belt, championship belt, or Batman-approved utility belt? Big job interview today.

Overheard: “Technically, milkshakes have taken over the role of...” Batman? I think he was going to say Batman.

For Iron Man, I bet a top pet peeve is when Batman comes over and pees on your couch.

When I die, I hope they say, “We’re not here to mourn. We’re here to audition a new Batman.”

If we can put a man on the moon, we can put Batman on the moon. Let’s hurry. Most moon people are criminal scum.

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