Five thoughts about the abyss

When you look into the abyss, the abyss poodle licks your eyeballs.

When you look into the abyss through a window at night, the abyss files charges. The abyss doesn’t like that sort of thing.

If you French kiss the abyss, the abyss German kisses you.

When you play footsie with the abyss, the abyss plays soulsie with you.

When you gaze into the abyss, the abyss covers its boobs. The abyss is surprisingly modest.