trainwreck-splosion

noun. Literally or metaphorically, a disaster-mageddon.

Real citation: "@cnevett yes but conflict + crazy call in factor? Trainwreck splosion"
(May 13, 2010, Sean Witzke, Twitter, http://twitter.com/switzke/status/13945557367)

Made-up citation: "Some say my love life is a Cylonoscopy or trainwreck-splosion. Nonsense. You're being much too hard on your mom."