noun. A film genre or sandwich that any self-respecting cheese would hide from his mother.
Real citation: "@PapaZeb doode, have you seen 'bitch Slap'? awesome movie in a pure cheese-sploitation way"
(May 13, 2010, Barry Neeson, Twitter, http://twitter.com/connor_obain/status/13902149898)
Made-up citation: "You don't have to be lactose intolerant to think cheese-sploitation films are crap. This goes way beyond dairy, unless you consider Sandra Bullock a dairy product."