noun. Finally, medicine came up with something useful.
Real citation: “I wonder if it would be possible to give the guy upstairs a douchebag-otomy? Or should that be a douchebag-ectomy? You know what I mean.”
(May 19, 2010, James R, Twitter, http://twitter.com/lifeofjames/status/14329937685)
Made-up citation: "Never do a lobotomy when a douchebag-otomy will suffice. Well, unless you're in one of those moods, Dr. Vargas."