Wednesday, May 05, 2010

handsome-osity

noun. Something I possess in abundance, along with iced orphan tears.

Real citation: "@AdamDamnLazzara Tell 'em to be patient. The mid-bowing music and handsome-osity will sit there waiting."
(April 13, Jenny P., Twitter, http://twitter.com/spresky/statuses/12110011046)

Made-up citation: "Handsome-osity will only take you so far. To escape Oprah's dungeon, you have to also smuggle a handgun in your pooter."

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