glop-pocalypse

noun. Sometimes the world ends with a whimper, but usually it's with a glop.

Real citation: "It's not exactly snow here, not exactly rain. More like cold, wet glop. Glop-pocalypse??"
(March 20, 2010, featherchick, Twitter, http://twitter.com/featherchick/statuses/10777699074)

Made-up citation: "I'm ready for the glop-pocalypse. Full-body condom, activated!"