adj. A far better life than "giant-spitting-earthworm-having".
Real citation: "settling into this new doglet-having life. she's really, really cute, soft, sweet, edible! oh, wait, not the last one."
(Feb. 28, 2010, writeanya, Twitter, http://twitter.com/writeanya/status/9807469204)
Made-up citation: "I like being a doglet-having dude. It's worth a little pee on the couch. Hey, if I exiled folks for peeing off the grid, we'd never be able to invite your mom back."