noun. Much more delicious than a lava-ologist.
Real citation: "i am a frappachino-ologist.. best frappachino from starbucks is green tea with skim milk and 2 shots of rasp.. i know I am a genius"
(March 17, 2010, Lauren Mann, Twitter, http://twitter.com/LaurenUES/statuses/10639425919)
Made-up citation: "I think I would make a good frappachino-ologist or bounty hunter. It's a shame I was forced to go into the family business and become a luchador."