Uncle Inappropriate-ness

noun. A quality possessed in bucketloads by Alias’ Arvin Sloane and hordes of other dudes. Nieces and nephews not required.

Real citation: “The scene where Syd is talking about the 'Uncle Inappropriate-ness' of how Sloane looks at her. So great."
(katiegirl, April 20, 2005, “4-16: "Another Mister Sloane" 2005.04.20,” Television Without Pity, http://forums.televisionwithoutpity.com/index.php?s=&showtopic=3126010&view=findpost&p=2815949)

Made-up citation: “McCain is too old, Obama is too young, and Hillary is too female. Thus, Uncle Inappropriate-ness will not be a factor during the 2008 election, according to my uncle.”