Monday, February 06, 2006


adj. Delicious New England clam chowder is a terrible thing to waste.

Related terms: chowderheadish, chowderheaded, chowderheadedness.

Real citation: "The Good Dream: I was waiting in this interminable line in Staples, and the store manager was apparently being a real chowderhead. He didn't actually do anything chowderheady in the dream, but I just knew in that dream way he was being a chowderhead."
("Dream a little dream...," Oct. 20, 2003, The First Time I Turned Thirty,

Made-up citation: "Call me chowderheady, but I can't see any pluses in having children. Plus, I'd hate to pack on the pounds like a meaty male monkey."

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