noun. A yawn-o-caust.
Real citation: "tired-geddon
I've been battling with sheer exhaustion for the last while. I've always been an erratic sleeper. It's been at least 30 years since I last slept a whole night without waking. Part of this is having my bladder's flexbility damaged by endless cercaria. (No I don't have Bilharzia - any more). So a visit to bathroom every 3 hours or so is a norm. Secondly, I sleep really deeply for my first hour- hour and a half. Thereafter a mouse-fart on the far side of the house will wake me. And I do not wake groggy and sleepy. I go from fast asleep to wide awake in one step. It must have been very useful to the Khoi-san hunter gatherers on my mum's side."
(Feb. 24, 2008, http://davefreer.livejournal.com/55341.html)
Made-up citation: "My weariness with Sarah Palin is reaching tired-geddon proportions. Yet I can't stop thinking about her, talking about her, naming woodland critters after her, and smuggling innocent moose-ican Americans away from this killy siren from the ice planet Hoth."
Tuesday, September 30, 2008
Nancy Poopenheifer
noun. Now I know what to name my daughter: Nancy Poopenheifer Peters Palin.
Real citation: "Oh Jesus, check this out. Here’s a McCain campaign senior strategist, Nancy Poopenheifer or some such, talking with enigmatic Fox & Friends clown Steve Doocy about how the vice presidential debate is somehow ALREADY RIGGED for Joe Biden. Apparently it could focus on foreign policy, and that would just be unfair to Sarah Palin — how the hell is she supposed to know bullhickey about the various foreign policies? This debate is a SHAM, and since black Gwen Ifill is moderating it, well, you know she’s in the tank. Just look at all of that melanin!"
(Jim Newell, Sept. 29, 2008, Wonkette, http://wonkette.com/403118/palins-people-to-lower-expectations-as-much-as-humanly-possible)
Made-up citation: "Will Nancy Poopenheifer please report to the bathroom? We have a Code Orange in stall three. The groundhog has landed."
Real citation: "Oh Jesus, check this out. Here’s a McCain campaign senior strategist, Nancy Poopenheifer or some such, talking with enigmatic Fox & Friends clown Steve Doocy about how the vice presidential debate is somehow ALREADY RIGGED for Joe Biden. Apparently it could focus on foreign policy, and that would just be unfair to Sarah Palin — how the hell is she supposed to know bullhickey about the various foreign policies? This debate is a SHAM, and since black Gwen Ifill is moderating it, well, you know she’s in the tank. Just look at all of that melanin!"
(Jim Newell, Sept. 29, 2008, Wonkette, http://wonkette.com/403118/palins-people-to-lower-expectations-as-much-as-humanly-possible)
Made-up citation: "Will Nancy Poopenheifer please report to the bathroom? We have a Code Orange in stall three. The groundhog has landed."
Monday, September 29, 2008
bio-crotchfruit
noun. A bouncing boy or galloping girl who sprang from one's loins directly, not from the wombs or tubes or basters or farms of strangers.
Related terms: crotchfruitish, great-grand-crotchfruit.
Real citation: "Speaking of Mimi Rogers--I will never forget her famous comment about 'ol Tommy Boy "shooting blanks" and that is why they never had children. It's been a long time, but I sear she made reference to his inability to have his own bio crotchfruit...'Cuz if ya think 'bout it, why would he be married to NK for 10 years and adopt 2 children instead of having his own???"
(C.W. Nevius, April 24, 2006, SFGate,com, http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/blogs/sfgate/detail?blogid=18&entry_id=4575)
Made-up citation: "Yes, Gweneth, you are my bio-crotchfruit. But what does that really mean? I'll tell you what it means: When you're finished with school and humanity, you shall be a bio-hellion in my army of death, doom, destruction, and doodoo. And you'll make me proud."
Related terms: crotchfruitish, great-grand-crotchfruit.
Real citation: "Speaking of Mimi Rogers--I will never forget her famous comment about 'ol Tommy Boy "shooting blanks" and that is why they never had children. It's been a long time, but I sear she made reference to his inability to have his own bio crotchfruit...'Cuz if ya think 'bout it, why would he be married to NK for 10 years and adopt 2 children instead of having his own???"
(C.W. Nevius, April 24, 2006, SFGate,com, http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/blogs/sfgate/detail?blogid=18&entry_id=4575)
Made-up citation: "Yes, Gweneth, you are my bio-crotchfruit. But what does that really mean? I'll tell you what it means: When you're finished with school and humanity, you shall be a bio-hellion in my army of death, doom, destruction, and doodoo. And you'll make me proud."
pontificatedness
noun. A quality found in Popes and freelance pontificators, plus a few species of squirrel monkey--the ones with a God complex, anyway.
Real citation: "Blessed pontificatedness (or something like that)!!! Once agin, it was time."
(June 20, 2008, http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendID=230656641&blogID=407450851)
Made-up citation: "I grow weary of pontificatedness, even when I agree with the point of the pont. However, I could listen to sermons day and night on the seventeen virtues of Swedish pancakes, the most holy of all breakfasticular phenomena."
Real citation: "Blessed pontificatedness (or something like that)!!! Once agin, it was time."
(June 20, 2008, http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendID=230656641&blogID=407450851)
Made-up citation: "I grow weary of pontificatedness, even when I agree with the point of the pont. However, I could listen to sermons day and night on the seventeen virtues of Swedish pancakes, the most holy of all breakfasticular phenomena."
aqua-Satanic
adj. So wet. So devilish. Pass the tanning butter.
Real citation: "All of that, and what I really wanted to tell you was what Tonks told me today:
Real citation: "All of that, and what I really wanted to tell you was what Tonks told me today:
'Been gigging with my pals Bloodkin a good bit lately - they're playing really, really well these days, and I'm happy to pull a WWJPD? (What Would Jimmy Page Do? Well, probably hold an aqua-satanic ceremony, defile a nubile teen and add another guitar at the chorus, but that's beside the point. Well, at least I can add another guitar at the chorus. Gotta start somewhere.) Dave Barbe calls them his favorite American band of all time, bar none. That, and I'm wishing I still had a telecaster. WWJPD?'"
(Aug. 18, 2008, Confluence City, http://confluencecity.blogspot.com/2008/08/tonks-wants-to-know-what-would-jimmy.html)
Made-up citation: "Really, Mindy Lou? You'll stick with me, even despite my aqua-Satanic proclivities, which have drowned so many mammals and lizards (who totally deserved it) before their time? You're the best girl ever. The best! Wanna go for a dip?"
(Aug. 18, 2008, Confluence City, http://confluencecity.blogspot.com/2008/08/tonks-wants-to-know-what-would-jimmy.html)
Thursday, September 25, 2008
booze-woozed
adj. Thoroughly blootered. Majorly sozzled. Truly pixilated. Kinda stinko.
Real citation: "2:53 p.m. A man who had been drinking fell asleep in the 100 block of South G Street with his pantaloons at insufficient altitude to forestall indecency. Police consulted with the bare-butted booze-woozed bibulant, who wasn’t drunk enough to arrest and wandered off on his own aromatic steam."
(Kevin L. Hoover, May 6, 2008, The Arcata Eye, http://www.arcataeye.com/index.php?module=Pagesetter&func=printpub&tid=2&pid=925)
Made-up citation: "I am a lightweight drinker: happy after one beer, tipsy after two, booze-woozed after three, and naked in an alley performing questionable acts with rabid wombats for spare change after four."
Real citation: "2:53 p.m. A man who had been drinking fell asleep in the 100 block of South G Street with his pantaloons at insufficient altitude to forestall indecency. Police consulted with the bare-butted booze-woozed bibulant, who wasn’t drunk enough to arrest and wandered off on his own aromatic steam."
(Kevin L. Hoover, May 6, 2008, The Arcata Eye, http://www.arcataeye.com/index.php?module=Pagesetter&func=printpub&tid=2&pid=925)
Made-up citation: "I am a lightweight drinker: happy after one beer, tipsy after two, booze-woozed after three, and naked in an alley performing questionable acts with rabid wombats for spare change after four."
Princess Snotbucket
noun. Lady Boogerwad, I presume?
Real citation: "Princess Snotbucket
Our Little Princess has been beset by yet another cold. We were meant to go on a long walk today but we decided that the weather and the baby’s mood were both too foul, so Leila and I stayed home. Finn and Mark went but found it too wet when they got there so they’re off to a mega shopping centre in search of an advance screening of a movie about a fighting panda. For those of us back at the ranch there has been much yelling and crying, doses of both paracetamol and stuff to dry up noses, snot by the bucketful and Baby Einstein and Play School dvds on high rotation (Play School is the more popular of the two)."
(June 22, 2008, Leila Rose Petal, http://leilarose.net/2008/06/22/princess-snotbucket/)
Made-up citation: "What do you mean the sacred vial of NyQuil has failed Princess Snotbucket? Better get the exorcism tongs..."
Real citation: "Princess Snotbucket
Our Little Princess has been beset by yet another cold. We were meant to go on a long walk today but we decided that the weather and the baby’s mood were both too foul, so Leila and I stayed home. Finn and Mark went but found it too wet when they got there so they’re off to a mega shopping centre in search of an advance screening of a movie about a fighting panda. For those of us back at the ranch there has been much yelling and crying, doses of both paracetamol and stuff to dry up noses, snot by the bucketful and Baby Einstein and Play School dvds on high rotation (Play School is the more popular of the two)."
(June 22, 2008, Leila Rose Petal, http://leilarose.net/2008/06/22/princess-snotbucket/)
Made-up citation: "What do you mean the sacred vial of NyQuil has failed Princess Snotbucket? Better get the exorcism tongs..."
neanderbot
noun. The primordial predecessor to today's fembots, killbots, Cylons, and green-glowing-nano-slime-ammo-packs.
Real citation: "Sorry for the derail, but j.p. Hung is a bot, right? One set at "SPEW: Fucking Wankery // 1," right? I ask solely for copyright reasons, as I'm working on my own NeanderBot (TM) and, you know, would hate to have to deal with lawyers and whatnot."
(Oct. 6, 2005, MetaFilter, http://www.metafilter.com/45692/Post-to-a-forum-get-booted-from-school)
Made-up citation: "A local university announced the discovery of neanderbot fossils in the tri-state region, along with evidence of a rare neander-death-star capable of wiping out an entire loin-cloth store, loins and all."
Real citation: "Sorry for the derail, but j.p. Hung is a bot, right? One set at "SPEW: Fucking Wankery // 1," right? I ask solely for copyright reasons, as I'm working on my own NeanderBot (TM) and, you know, would hate to have to deal with lawyers and whatnot."
(Oct. 6, 2005, MetaFilter, http://www.metafilter.com/45692/Post-to-a-forum-get-booted-from-school)
Made-up citation: "A local university announced the discovery of neanderbot fossils in the tri-state region, along with evidence of a rare neander-death-star capable of wiping out an entire loin-cloth store, loins and all."
Wednesday, September 24, 2008
ingratess
noun. Such ingratitude! Such femininity! Marry me?
Real citation: "Listen you ingratess, you better shut up and fall in line."
(July 15, 1996, http://groups.google.com/group/soc.culture.singapore/msg/580b8cbab4d77ed4?hl=en)
Made-up citation: "Don't be such an ingratess, said God to Eve. Not known for his liberated views on gender, God then asked Eve to make him pancakes--sweet merciful Swedish pancakes of Biblical proportions."
Real citation: "Listen you ingratess, you better shut up and fall in line."
(July 15, 1996, http://groups.google.com/group/soc.culture.singapore/msg/580b8cbab4d77ed4?hl=en)
Made-up citation: "Don't be such an ingratess, said God to Eve. Not known for his liberated views on gender, God then asked Eve to make him pancakes--sweet merciful Swedish pancakes of Biblical proportions."
puh-sleaze
interjection. A sleazoid's version of manners?
Real citation: "But that ain't nothing; hubris gets its big, hob-nailed boots on and gives you a kickin' when it sees you referring to yourself in the third person when you announce a job change in your personal blog. And date and location-ise the intro sentence so it reads like a press release? Puh-sleaze, not even Madonna does that anymore."
(Feb. 6, 2008, We're surrounded by idiots, http://idiots.blogspot.com/2008/02/wow-you-dave-morin.html)
Made-up citation: "Are we tired of Sarah Palin yet? Puh-sleaze! We haven't even gotten to the McPalin love child yet..."
Real citation: "But that ain't nothing; hubris gets its big, hob-nailed boots on and gives you a kickin' when it sees you referring to yourself in the third person when you announce a job change in your personal blog. And date and location-ise the intro sentence so it reads like a press release? Puh-sleaze, not even Madonna does that anymore."
(Feb. 6, 2008, We're surrounded by idiots, http://idiots.blogspot.com/2008/02/wow-you-dave-morin.html)
Made-up citation: "Are we tired of Sarah Palin yet? Puh-sleaze! We haven't even gotten to the McPalin love child yet..."
Tuesday, September 23, 2008
non-near-psychopath
noun. An upstanding fellow or fellowette who sprinkles no crack on their cornflakes.
Real citation: "The problem once again seems to be twofold: first, that the Republican party has what are, to me at least, politically powerful factions consisting of "batshit-insane near-psychopaths". Note that once again I'm not talk about rank-and-file GOP members, who run the gamut (as do the Democrats, fwiw), I'm specifically talking about either high-ranking members of the party or their equivalents in power amongst the Republican interest groups. Second, the non-batshit-insane, non-near-psychopaths in the GOP are, for a variety of reasons, subordinating their reason to those factions' madness; and in some cases, arguably being drawn into that madness themselves."
(Sept. 4, 2008, Obsidian Wings, http://obsidianwings.blogs.com/obsidian_wings/2008/09/tell-us-what-yo.html)
Made-up citation: "I pride myself as a great humanitarian, a hero of the people, a pillar of the community, and a non-near-psychopath. I am also a friend of the meerkats; I can find the bumper nuts in every meadow muffin, with a little help from Count Chocula--sweet chocolate prince of the cereal bowl."
Real citation: "The problem once again seems to be twofold: first, that the Republican party has what are, to me at least, politically powerful factions consisting of "batshit-insane near-psychopaths". Note that once again I'm not talk about rank-and-file GOP members, who run the gamut (as do the Democrats, fwiw), I'm specifically talking about either high-ranking members of the party or their equivalents in power amongst the Republican interest groups. Second, the non-batshit-insane, non-near-psychopaths in the GOP are, for a variety of reasons, subordinating their reason to those factions' madness; and in some cases, arguably being drawn into that madness themselves."
(Sept. 4, 2008, Obsidian Wings, http://obsidianwings.blogs.com/obsidian_wings/2008/09/tell-us-what-yo.html)
Made-up citation: "I pride myself as a great humanitarian, a hero of the people, a pillar of the community, and a non-near-psychopath. I am also a friend of the meerkats; I can find the bumper nuts in every meadow muffin, with a little help from Count Chocula--sweet chocolate prince of the cereal bowl."
depooified
verb. Do I have to draw you a map, complete with scratch 'n' sniff technology? I can't do everything around here.
Related term: depoopified.
Real citation: "oooh excitement here at Chez Trash. When i got home from work there was a letter on the mat from that nice Mr. Raynsford, responding to my email about turd encrusted pavements in Charlton. He's taken the trouble to get in touch with the council leaders office and assures me that The Village, Charlton is swept daily and depooified where necessary. Since he took the trouble to reply, i think i'll vote for him. Oh, forgot! I can't, I'm a postal voter and I've cast my 43 votes for someone else already. Still at least he wrote..."
(April 5, 2005, HaloScan.com, http://www.haloscan.com/comments/inspectorsands/111520610855816052/)
Made-up citation: "Well, my dog rolled in shit again. It wasn't a turdtastrophe of Biblical proportions like last time, but I'm still barfed out to the max. To recap for the home viewers, the most disgusting things my dog has ever done are: 4) Rolling on a skeletony rat corpse, 3) Picking a used condom off the pavement, 2) Rolling in a little pile of poo, and 1) Rolling in a historical pile of poo. I think I've depooified him, but now that my bathtub needs to be scrubbed and nuked, where's a decontamination chamber for me?"
Related term: depoopified.
Real citation: "oooh excitement here at Chez Trash. When i got home from work there was a letter on the mat from that nice Mr. Raynsford, responding to my email about turd encrusted pavements in Charlton. He's taken the trouble to get in touch with the council leaders office and assures me that The Village, Charlton is swept daily and depooified where necessary. Since he took the trouble to reply, i think i'll vote for him. Oh, forgot! I can't, I'm a postal voter and I've cast my 43 votes for someone else already. Still at least he wrote..."
(April 5, 2005, HaloScan.com, http://www.haloscan.com/comments/inspectorsands/111520610855816052/)
Made-up citation: "Well, my dog rolled in shit again. It wasn't a turdtastrophe of Biblical proportions like last time, but I'm still barfed out to the max. To recap for the home viewers, the most disgusting things my dog has ever done are: 4) Rolling on a skeletony rat corpse, 3) Picking a used condom off the pavement, 2) Rolling in a little pile of poo, and 1) Rolling in a historical pile of poo. I think I've depooified him, but now that my bathtub needs to be scrubbed and nuked, where's a decontamination chamber for me?"
Massengill-y
adj. The call of the douche. Who can resist its moist siren?
Real citation: "For beginners, my friend Remo had ordered a basket of fries and was drowning them with vinegar. As we were talking, he blindly reached for the vinegar bottle. (Apparently his fries weren’t Massengill-y enough for his liking.) As he doused his fries, he felt the liquid rushing out of the bottle much too"
(Nov. 3, 2007, Scout.com. http://cle.scout.com/2/697744.html)
Made-up citation: "Don't go all Massengill-y on me, Bob. Are you going to exorcise this wombat or not?"
Real citation: "For beginners, my friend Remo had ordered a basket of fries and was drowning them with vinegar. As we were talking, he blindly reached for the vinegar bottle. (Apparently his fries weren’t Massengill-y enough for his liking.) As he doused his fries, he felt the liquid rushing out of the bottle much too"
(Nov. 3, 2007, Scout.com. http://cle.scout.com/2/697744.html)
Made-up citation: "Don't go all Massengill-y on me, Bob. Are you going to exorcise this wombat or not?"
Monday, September 22, 2008
frappawhatsit
noun. Mmm....indefinite.
Real citation: "Frappawhatsit and the health factor
While my favorite Starbucks drink, the Caramel Macchiato, is a real drink--macchiato an Italian word meaning "marked" or "stained"--it turns out that others like Frappuccino were simply made-up, and only represent the Starbucks beverage. Allow me to explain."
(Sept. 17, 2008, My Caramel Macchiato Fix, http://caramelmacchiatofix.blogspot.com/2008/09/frappawhatsit-and-health-factor.html)
Made-up citation: "You fed your cockawhatever a frappawhatsit? Maybe that's why she made a poopamajig on your hickeymadoodle."
Real citation: "Frappawhatsit and the health factor
While my favorite Starbucks drink, the Caramel Macchiato, is a real drink--macchiato an Italian word meaning "marked" or "stained"--it turns out that others like Frappuccino were simply made-up, and only represent the Starbucks beverage. Allow me to explain."
(Sept. 17, 2008, My Caramel Macchiato Fix, http://caramelmacchiatofix.blogspot.com/2008/09/frappawhatsit-and-health-factor.html)
Made-up citation: "You fed your cockawhatever a frappawhatsit? Maybe that's why she made a poopamajig on your hickeymadoodle."
splooshy-splooshy-sploosh
interjection. By the hammer of Thor, have you seen my towel?
Real citation: "ahhhh splooshy splooshy sploosh."
(March 17, 2008, Skiing's Online Community, http://www.newschoolers.com/web/content/videos/id/179056/member_id/11992/)
Made-up citation: "Life has been good lately, with extra puppies and chocolate sauce. To ensure continued good times, I'm not only knocking on wood and crossing my fingers and feeding the leprechauns: I'm throwing a virgin into the volcano twice a day. Splooshy-splooshy-sploosh. Yay!"
Real citation: "ahhhh splooshy splooshy sploosh."
(March 17, 2008, Skiing's Online Community, http://www.newschoolers.com/web/content/videos/id/179056/member_id/11992/)
Made-up citation: "Life has been good lately, with extra puppies and chocolate sauce. To ensure continued good times, I'm not only knocking on wood and crossing my fingers and feeding the leprechauns: I'm throwing a virgin into the volcano twice a day. Splooshy-splooshy-sploosh. Yay!"
cesspool-flavored
adj. Mmm-mm-mmm! Mint-chocolate-cookie-flavored move over...
Real citation: "Pfft! What park? It's going over the remaining area that used to be the Chinese Wall. Logan Circle itself is not going to get these towers, unless you are talking about that bar ditch over on the river front. Great... a scenic fiew of cesspool-flavored water and a massive train yard on the other side."
(Dec. 15, 2006, PhillyBlog, http://www.phillyblog.com/philly/architecture-urban-planning/24533-philadelphia-river-city-project-16.html)
Made-up citation: "Our cesspool-flavored waffles go well with the sewer-rat-scented sausages. And you MUST try the Dog Poo Benedict..."
Real citation: "Pfft! What park? It's going over the remaining area that used to be the Chinese Wall. Logan Circle itself is not going to get these towers, unless you are talking about that bar ditch over on the river front. Great... a scenic fiew of cesspool-flavored water and a massive train yard on the other side."
(Dec. 15, 2006, PhillyBlog, http://www.phillyblog.com/philly/architecture-urban-planning/24533-philadelphia-river-city-project-16.html)
Made-up citation: "Our cesspool-flavored waffles go well with the sewer-rat-scented sausages. And you MUST try the Dog Poo Benedict..."
Sunday, September 21, 2008
uh-oh-face guy
noun. The poster boy for Wall Street whoopsies and other boo-boos of our time.
Real citation:"Would You Want To Be Known As The 'Uh-Oh Face' Guy?
This is always something I've wondered about -- there are these 'faces' on Wall Street that serve as a collective representation of the mood. It's practically the definition of a 'picture is worth a thousand words' moment. So the newspapers and all the media jump on said image to use for the frontpage headlines about jitters, meltdowns, collapses, and crises. After all, it humanizes the news to reflect its effect on people rather than just some numbers and acronyms with big plus and minus signs."
(Sept. 19, 2008, Wallstreet Fighter, http://www.wallstreetfighter.com/2008/09/being-known-as-the-uh-oh-face-guy.html)
Made-up citation: "Only a trained facial technician can tell the difference between uh-oh-face guy and I-just-dropped-a-deuce-in-my drawers-face guy. Apply to the Technical Institute of Facial Technology today."
Real citation:"Would You Want To Be Known As The 'Uh-Oh Face' Guy?
This is always something I've wondered about -- there are these 'faces' on Wall Street that serve as a collective representation of the mood. It's practically the definition of a 'picture is worth a thousand words' moment. So the newspapers and all the media jump on said image to use for the frontpage headlines about jitters, meltdowns, collapses, and crises. After all, it humanizes the news to reflect its effect on people rather than just some numbers and acronyms with big plus and minus signs."
(Sept. 19, 2008, Wallstreet Fighter, http://www.wallstreetfighter.com/2008/09/being-known-as-the-uh-oh-face-guy.html)
Made-up citation: "Only a trained facial technician can tell the difference between uh-oh-face guy and I-just-dropped-a-deuce-in-my drawers-face guy. Apply to the Technical Institute of Facial Technology today."
Saturday, September 20, 2008
English muffin-fu
noun. One of the most advanced and delicious breakfast arts--though I find Swedish pancake-fu a tad more compelling...
Real citation: "My English Muffin-fu is strong"
(Nov. 21, 2005, Adam's Moblog, http://moblog.net/view/112413/my-english-muffin-fu-is-strong)
Made-up citation: "My mother was a warrior. She taught me the atomic wedgie, the figure-four leglock, the pimp slapshot, the defenestration two-step, and the Kentucky kidney kabob. She made me learn some things myself: In foggy London, I discovered my English muffin-fu--plus, I can do things with a scone that will grow hair on the bottom of your feet."
Real citation: "My English Muffin-fu is strong"
(Nov. 21, 2005, Adam's Moblog, http://moblog.net/view/112413/my-english-muffin-fu-is-strong)
Made-up citation: "My mother was a warrior. She taught me the atomic wedgie, the figure-four leglock, the pimp slapshot, the defenestration two-step, and the Kentucky kidney kabob. She made me learn some things myself: In foggy London, I discovered my English muffin-fu--plus, I can do things with a scone that will grow hair on the bottom of your feet."
Friday, September 19, 2008
to suck big green hairy monkey balls
verb phrase. When events conspire to fellate enormous, hirsute, eco-friendly primate testicles... Well, now you'll know what to say.
Real citation: "Dragun:oh yeah, im getting undrunk now so i only have enough to transport one more dead person......heres one *kagomes voice* OSWARI!!!!!!>.< class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0">Gothfire:what the hell was that?
Yaoiprincess:its the word that controls us all!!! AAAAAAAH!!!
Gothicmangafreak:THAT SUCKS BIG HAIRY GREEN MONKEY BALLS!!!!"
(May 8, 2006, Quizilla, http://www.quizilla.com/stories/2518540/anime-randomness-36inuyashacont)
Made-up: "Life has been truly awesome this week. At the present time, I know nothing of things that suck big green hairy monkey balls. But the scales have a way of balancing... Next week, a flower pot will probably fall on my head from a high window."
Real citation: "Dragun:oh yeah, im getting undrunk now so i only have enough to transport one more dead person......heres one *kagomes voice* OSWARI!!!!!!>.< class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0">Gothfire:what the hell was that?
Yaoiprincess:its the word that controls us all!!! AAAAAAAH!!!
Gothicmangafreak:THAT SUCKS BIG HAIRY GREEN MONKEY BALLS!!!!"
(May 8, 2006, Quizilla, http://www.quizilla.com/stories/2518540/anime-randomness-36inuyashacont)
Made-up: "Life has been truly awesome this week. At the present time, I know nothing of things that suck big green hairy monkey balls. But the scales have a way of balancing... Next week, a flower pot will probably fall on my head from a high window."
moosementum
noun. 1) The political momentum of moose-hunting, Russia-seeing, smack-talking, McCain-humping, VPILF-being Sarah Palin. 2) The noble momentum of a moose as it lives it's Bullwinklian life, trying to avoid motherfrakers like you-know-who.
Real citation: "Are you sure he didn't say 'moosementum'? That, I'll give her. I mean she can field dress one. Is that different from house dressing one? I'm a city girl."
(Sept. 2, 2008, Daily Kos, http://www.dailykos.com/story/2008/9/2/215658/4011/738/584031)
Made-up citation: "It surprises political scientists that moosementum has become a key factor in the 2008 election--though 'reindeer-gate' has long been predicted as an inevitable battle site in the annual War on Christmas."
Real citation: "Are you sure he didn't say 'moosementum'? That, I'll give her. I mean she can field dress one. Is that different from house dressing one? I'm a city girl."
(Sept. 2, 2008, Daily Kos, http://www.dailykos.com/story/2008/9/2/215658/4011/738/584031)
Made-up citation: "It surprises political scientists that moosementum has become a key factor in the 2008 election--though 'reindeer-gate' has long been predicted as an inevitable battle site in the annual War on Christmas."
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