not-a-shit-givery

noun. The locals call it apathy. The Druids called it "ghghgheeeeeeexo".

Real citation: "What I just described were pretty much my only freakouts the whole weekend! That's NOTHING compared to the previous Drills. This was like an ORGY of NOT-A-SHIT-GIVERY! (Especially considering that *I* am the one who goes to jail if something goes... 'TOO FAR.')"
(July 7, 1999, Subgenius.com, http://www.subgenius.com/bigfist/fun/devivals/XXDAYad/X0037_XX-Day-Stang-Report2.html)

Made-up citation: "When will I finally embrace not-a-shit-givery for the Buffalo Bills? You'd think I'd learn after the 56th Monday night aneurysm."

six-year-old-ification

noun. May involve replacing huckleberries with dingleberries.

Real citation: "The six-year-old-ification of Twitter is now complete. #nickjonassideboob"
(Sept. 6, 2009, Thomas McLaughlin, Twitter, http://twitter.com/nazbear/statuses/3796216660)

Made-up citation: "I've always been considered a mature elder of my tribe, but for most men, six-year-old-ification would be an impr--hey! Come back here with my binky!"

uncomfortski

adj. An underwear bunch-up of Biblical proportions, for example.

Real citation: "Check out guy was overly friendly. Asked very specific questions. Uncomfortski."
(Sept. 15, 2009, Mason Hastie, Twitter, http://twitter.com/myownbiggestfan/status/4020714359)

Made-up citation: "You're making me uncomfortski! Please put on your pantskis."

pussy-pyloned

adj. See citation for definition. Hey, that rhymes. Sweet.

Real citation: "I would like to thank my dear Natasha for teaching me that when a girl is cock-blocked, the correct term is 'pussy-pyloned'."
(Sept. 14, 2009, Michelle Wood, Twitter, http://twitter.com/EmLaRue/status/3986316486)

Made-up citation: "A pussy-pyloned priestess is much to be feared! But not as much as a virgin-starved volcano, warn geologists."

ugh-gasmic

adj. A close relative of ew-gasmic, argh-gasmic, yeehaw-gasmic, and aaaaaiiiiiiiieeeeee-gasmic.

Real citation: "The Killers aren't exactly a super fave but damn! Brandon F. looks so f'n hawt in 'The World That We Live In' vid -- ugh-gasmic fantastic!"
(June 27, 2009, Cristina dela Dingco, Twitter, http://twitter.com/girldentist/statuses/2359503017)

Made-up citation: "I can't define ugh-gasmic, but I know it when I bazooka barf a little more joyfully."

badass-tastic-ish

adj. Caution: may contain ingredients that are totally badass-ish.

Real citation: "This film looks mega-awesomely badass-tastic-ish. It's been a while since Hollywood has made a movie with such a high ninja quota. Well I presume there are a lot of ninjas in this movie, obviously I can't actually see them to count."
(Aug. 15, 2009, Freakshow Planet, http://freakshowplanet.com/videos/random/rc221-Ninja-Assassin.html)

Made-up citation: "I feel like a schmuck 97.8% of the time, but I feel almost badass-tastic-ish when wearing my cape and special underwear."

oversized novelty breast syndrome

noun phrase. A version of Tomb Raider mega-boobies syndrome.

Real citation: "5. Art: Oversized Novelty Breast Syndrome
The art departments are generally the people who have their act sorted out; the quality of videogame art is often exceptional. Yet we still see female character models in many games with vital statistics fresh from the imagination of a hormonally-possessed teenage boy. Motorstorm was a top-tier release for the PS3, and it has a female motorcyclist with a physique better suited to a porno movie than a racing tournament. It's not just offensive to women to use these hyper-sexualised character models, it’s bad business for any game targeting a mass market audience to present itself with such amateur aesthetics."
(April 29, 2009, International Hobo, http://blog.ihobo.com/2009/04/ten-game-development-vices-part-one.html)

Made-up citation: "No proposed health plan will offer treatment for oversized novelty breast syndrome, because it is awesome."

hammock-deprived

adj. Not as bad as sick or hungry, but it still sucks.

Real citation: "Hammock Reading for the Hammock-Deprived"
(James Wolcott, Sept. 6, 2009, http://www.vanityfair.com/online/wolcott/2009/09/-httpwwwoxfordamericanorg.html)

Made-up citation: "I remember when I was a hammock-deprived boy... I never dreamed I'd grow up to be a fembot-deprived man."

convenientilicious

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potato-istic

adj. Potato-y, I reckon.

Real citation: "i dont feel like doing anything, at all. Too lazy to move, text, call, bath, and even drive. potato-istic much"
(Aug. 28, 2009, redfists, Twitter, http://twitter.com/redfists/statuses/3599934481)

Made-up citation: "Maybe the Garden of Eden would have worked out differently if the events were more potato-istic. Surely God wouldn't kick anyone out for eating the curly fries of knowledge of good and evil."

shoe-saster

noun. Do my hooker boots qualify?

Real citation: "We had, as Jess has described it, a shoe-saster. The cat likes to knock them over and I don't reliably put mine on the rack."
(Aug. 29, 2009, Robert Sharp, Twitter, http://twitter.com/sharprs/statuses/3629325594)

Made-up citation: "They tried telling me that just because there's fuck-me pumps, fuck-me penny loafers weren't a sure thing. I invested millions in that shoe-saster. But I think the fuck-me Gilligan hat will turn things around."

pesto-friggin-riffic

adj. There is pesto, and it is good. That is all you need to know.

Real citation: ":: just harvested armfuls of basil from the herb garden...pesto-friggin-riffic!"
(Sept. 5, 2009, artforthefolks, Twitter, http://twitter.com/artforthefolks/statuses/3787784249)

Made-up citation: "I just had a pesto-friggin-riffic birthday... I can't recall the details, but it definitely involved a snorkel and your mom."

stupid-pocalypse

noun. A real duh-a-geddon.

Real citation: "@DougPiranha God, all this non-news... seriously. I'm going back in the bunker. Tell me when the stupid-pocalypse is over."
(Aug. 29, 2009, Shatterbound, Twitter, http://twitter.com/Shatterbound/statuses/3627261975)

Made-up citation: "There is only one way to avert a stupid-pocalypse. And when I finish cleaning my dunce cap, I'll tell you."

double-boob-edly

adverb. Sounds like the hench-cleavage is at it again.

Real citation: "Siesta single-handedly, or rather double-boob-edly, tipped the balance in favour of this show. NotoMami's boob fairy joining the cast is a good thing (i hope). And of course i'm dying to find out what happens to the Reiji Maigo. Oops, wrong Hino Rie show. The plot so far has been rather blah, so zero expectations there."
(June 25, 2008, The Legend of Zunderella, http://zunderella.blogspot.com/2008/06/1000th-summer-cue.html)

Made-up citation: "If I can only shrink my man-boobs, through a strict regimen of physical fitness and fewer than three cakes a day, maybe someday the local bloggers will stop using the word 'double-boob-edly' in their reviews of my ballet troupe."

ortho-yada-yada-ology

noun. A medical field that is so crucial when you injure your blah-blah bone.

Real citation: "There were a couple days there that I thought we were going to have to check my 5yo into a Kindergarten rehab for the psychotic! He was in so much pain that he was climbing the cabinets to get to his painkillers that I put in the cabnet over the sink. I am not telling you to scare you, just to let you know that this is (according to our doctor, who was the head of ortho-yada-yada-ology, ENT, at Texas Children's Hospital in Houston) very normal."
(Aug. 5, 2005, Splitcoast Forums, http://www.splitcoaststampers.com/forums/showthread.php?t=75850)

Made-up citation: "Some doctors leave the field of ortho-yada-yada-ology for a quiet life of meditation and poetry, but only the doctors who are cuckoo for crystal meth puffs."

fist-of-death-itude

noun. Highly correlated with loss-of-life-itude and/or ouch!-my-hand-itude.

Real citation: "Finished long read of intense fist-of-death-itude (tx @sarahmei). BAH."
(Aug. 28, 2009, rmei, Twitter, http://twitter.com/rmei/statuses/3598632844)

Made-up citation: "Most doctors can't diagnose fist-of-death-itude. Let's help them out by punching them till they die."

blah-illion

noun. Sounds like a big whatever-load.

Real citation: "Each block of three is written as 'blah hundred an blah-dy blah blah-illion'. For example, the '723' is read as 'seven hundred and twenty three thousand' (yes, an exception to the '-illion' rule) and the '56' is read as 'fifty six million')."
(March 8, 2008, xkcd, http://forums.xkcd.com/viewtopic.php?f=17&t=22054&p=658698)

Made-up citation: "I have blah-illion reasons why I love you. I just can't seem to think of any."

hair-ma-geddon

noun. Oh, the hair-manity!

Real citation: "hair-ma-geddon
remember that guy with the long hair on the bus?
his name is tim. he's in my class."
(Aug. 4, 2009, miss. chief's blog, http://www.misschiefsblog.com/2009/08/hair-ma-geddon.html)

Made-up citation: "It takes a mystical sword and the sacred parchments to avert an apocalypse, but the hair-ma-geddon can be stopped instantly with a hat."

celebu-swine

noun. Porky Pig qualifies.

Real citation: "This Little Piggie is a Celebu-swine!"
(Aug. 4, 2009, Ellie Brecher, The Miami Herald Blog, http://miamiherald.typepad.com/crazy_for_critters/2009/08/this-little-piggie-is-a-celebuswine.html)

Made-up citation: "From small celebu-swine grow enormous plates of delicious celebu-bacon."

snore-gasmic

adj. Ooh-la-zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

Real citation: "@moryan Another question about Singer-helmed BSG re-re-boot. Did anyone at Universal see his snore-gasmic Superman Returns? All of it?"
(Aug. 15, 2009, Craig M. Ranapia, Twitter, http://twitter.com/CraigRanapia/statuses/3337047748)

Made-up citation: "I wouldn't want reviews of my hot wings to include the word snore-gasmic, but I'm OK with it appearing in my obituary."

third-person-osity

noun. Mark Peters is enjoying this definition. Oh yeah.

Real citation: "Talking on Twitter without my usual third-person-osity is HARD"
(Aug. 22, 2009, Mike Stanton, Twitter, http://twitter.com/DoGudSnd/statuses/3473432579)

Made-up citation: "If you can't handle the third-person-osity, then maybe you're not ready to date Mark Peters and his tight abs, smooth testicles, pert buttocks, and watermelon-sized man-hooters."

re-re-re-unretire

verb. A zigzagging process that may indicate "spending time with family" isn't exactly a chocolate cake made of rainbows.

Real citation: "NFL bonanza: Favre re-re-re-unretires, the Raiders/Cable murkiness"
(Aug. 18, 2009, Tim Kawakami, Talking Points, http://blogs.mercurynews.com/kawakami/2009/08/18/nfl-bonanza-favre-re-re-re-unretires-the-raiderscable-murkiness/)

Made-up citation: "Someday I hope to re-re-re-unretire. Now I just need to find a job, a career, and pants."

hench-chimp

noun. Of all the hench-primates, this one is most closely related to the hench-bonobo.

Real citation: "Train a gang of monkeys to be my loyal hench-chimps."
(March 29, 2007, MCF's Nexus of Improbability, http://mysteriouscloakedfigure.blogspot.com/2007_03_01_archive.html)

Made-up citation: "Note to self: don't house the hench-chimps and hench-bananas together again."

turbo-destructo-pup

noun. Also known in my culture as "puppy".

Real citation: "Candy is very close to our vision of the ideal whippet. Well, she is now. She was a sweetheart of a baby puppy -- not at all the typical turbo-destructo-pup we've come to expect from whippet youngsters."
(Sept. 5, 2008, Timbreblue Whippets, http://timbreblue.com/dogs/candy)

Made-up citation: "I see your new turbo-destructo-pup is going Old Testament on the sofa cushions. Nice. Even the Old Testament wasn't this brutal and romantic."

scoundrel-osity

noun. Han Solo had it. You can have it too for $99.99 and an original copy of your genome.

Real citation: "me too - I'm lovin' the inter-tubes...
...where lying scoundrels have literally microseconds to exist before their scoundrel-osity is exposed for all to see, in living color ;-)"
(Oct. 4, 2008, Daily Kos, http://www.dailykos.com/story/2008/10/4/211344/750/45/620343)

Made-up citation: "Is it my scoundrel-osity that scares women off, even as my chest hair afro draws them ever closer? I am a paradox."

nano-diddly-squat

noun. Add nano-diddly to nano-squat, and this is what you got.

Real citation: "The recent closing of the University of Wyoming’s S.H. Knight Geological Museum due to budget constraints resulted in an uproar of protest from paleontologists, geologists, others in the scientific community, and the public. On June 30, 2009, the museum closed its doors and the job of the museum’s director, paleontologist Brent Breithaupt, was terminated along with that of a part-time employee. Sure, times are tough all over. But we’re talking about a museum with an annual operating expense of only $80,000. In today’s world of massive bailout mania this amounts to less than nano-diddly-squat."
(July 24, 2009, Science Buzz, http://www.sciencebuzz.org/taxonomy/term/14)

Made-up citation: "How much do I love thee? Let me count the ways: nano-diddly-squat. Want me to alphabetize the ways next?"

handjob-ologist

noun. A specialist who may practice even without years of medical training.

Real citation: "'She's like a handjob-ologist!' -Max"
(Aug. 22, 2009, Carlos Santiago, Twitter, http://twitter.com/LoskyS/status/3485100345)

Made-up citation: "No one wants to hear, 'Your sister's a handjob-ologist!' Except me. Hey, it's a step up from lawyer."

beer gut-ify

verb. A complex embiggening process.

Real citation: "Rule of Girl Life: The douchier the ex-boyfriend, the more likely it is that he'll stay hot. Facebook needs a 'beer gut-ify photo' option."
(Aug. 18, 2009, Zolora, Twitter, http://twitter.com/zolora/status/3392245269)

Made-up citation: "It's easy to drink a lot of beer without beer gut-ifying yourself. Nine hours a day at the gym and you're good."

scentofawomantaur

noun. A primordial Pacino-esque beast.

Real citation: "We need some new mythological creatures. I propose the scentofawomantaur. Half Al Pacino, half horse. Speaks in hoo-ahs."
(Aug. 18, 2009, Tim Siedell, Twitter, http://twitter.com/badbanana/status/3396263583)

Made-up citation: "We'll never know if cavemen or asteroids killed the scentofawomantaur, or if it killed its own career by appearing in dozens of horrible movies."

post-dinner-sinner

adj. The dessert of champions.

Real citation: "Wife's been cockblockin' me all day. As she left to meet friend, she made post-dinner-sinner overtures, but I don't buy it. Betcha I tug it."
(Aug. 18, 2009, Kevin Smith, Twitter, http://twitter.com/ThatKevinSmith/status/3397337757)

Made-up citation: "I have always had to curtail post-dinner-sinner activities due to explosive bowel syndrome--the not-so-silent killer."

snausage feet syndrome

noun phrase. A great reason to always wear hooker boots around your dog.

Real citation: "WebMD thinks I either had too much salt today or am experiencing acute liver failure. Curiously, no mention of 'Snausage Feet Syndrome'."
(Aug. 19, 2009, killorn, Twitter, http://twitter.com/killorn/statuses/3401643383)

Made-up citation: "I never used to like looking at women's feet till I moved to the big city, where more money is spent per toe than per child in the schools. Now, I'm a foot-liker to rival Quentin Tarantino. Of course, snausage feet syndrome could probably scare me straight."

prosti-pouting

adj. A facial expression rarely observed on the late Mother Theresa.

Real citation: "Can't say that I'm disappointed in the prosti-pouting plastic divas demise. The thought of a doll dressed in fishnets, boas, heavy makeup and miniskirts marketed to 4-8 year old girls is at the least disturbing, and even more so, is watching companies advocating this sexuality on young children. Wasn't it enough with the busty wasp waisted Barbie?"
(Dec. 4, 2008, Elysian Field Originals, http://elysianfieldoriginals.blogspot.com/2008/12/prosti-pouting-plastic-divasis-this-end.html)

Made-up citation: "I think I'd be more successful if I practiced prosti-pouting more... How does that look? No, I didn't poo myself."

special agent-tastic

adj. See this gun? Well, it's not only a gun. It may appear to be a small, deadly gun, but it is really a freaking enormous, super-deadly turbo-gun that can blow up buildings. It's also a waffle iron.

Real citation: "@jeremyduns is now also tweeting as his character @pauldark1969 from his novel, FREE AGENT. Follow him for some special agent-tastic action!"
(Aug. 17, 2009, Twitter, http://twitter.com/simonschusterUK/statuses/3361147905)

Made-up citation: "I think my new utility belt is quite special agent-tastic. See it? No, you can't. Exactly my point."

shit-splosive

adj. May involve a turdtastrophe.

Real citation: "Today has been like the crazy shit-splosive exclamation point on my shitty week. Sad part is, it isn't over yet."
(Aug. 7, 2009, John Cox, Twitter, http://twitter.com/Mr_Kree/statuses/3185090663)

Made-up citation: "Words I don't want to see in my obituary: autoerotic, clown, shit-splosive, bear, trident."

de-clutter-ification

noun. A cleansing process. No, not for your colon. Get a grip!

Real citation: "work till 730 then coming back home to clean some more, the de-clutter-ification has begun"
(Aug. 13, 2009, Morgan Phillips, Twitter, http://twitter.com/morganza21/statuses/3292600548)

Made-up citation: "The de-clutter-ification of my apartment has begun, and I still have three nukes left. This is going well."

buttface-edness

noun. A quality possessed by all buttfaces--and a few assfaces too.

Real citation: "@algonquinrt 'buttfacedness' yes, 'buttfaceness' no. BTW I pronounce it 'buttface-edness' JS"
(Aug. 11, 2009, Miss Kitty, Twitter, http://twitter.com/booboo_kitty33/statuses/3251142424)

Made-up citation: "If you think buttface-edness is horrible, what would you say about facebutt-edness? It might be a good month to stay away from the latest medical journals."

attack-majiggy

noun. A violent yet vague something-whatsit.

Real citation: "The sinusitis attack-majiggy
I hateeeeeee it when my sinuses flare up and there's that constant feeling of a strong sneeze coming on, coupled with burning nostrils! Argggh!!! This one nasal spray I am using gives me relief for a an hour at most. This is the one bad thing of Oman. It's so hot everywhere outside that if you are in an air conditioned room and then back outside in the heat one too many times, there are chances of having some kind of allergy/cold situation."
(May 27, 2009, Nafisascope, http://vanillasmush.blogspot.com/2009/05/sinusitis-attack-majiggy.html)

Made-up citation: "Beware of imminent attack-majiggies! You may need to yada yada the blah blah at any whatever!"

ham-rizon

noun. Like the horizon, but more piggy and delicious.

Real citation: "As to whether Iberico lives up to the hype, well... it depends on how much of a Ham Nerd you are, and how seriously you take things like 'trendiness' and 'European' and 'expensive = good.' That said, this meat is making waves from London to Paris to Rome, cities not lacking in native cured delicacies. So if you are a ham-thusiast looking to broaden your ham-rizons, this is probably worth a quarter pound investment. And if you want to wade in slowly, Despana has a fantastic selection of Serrano, house-made chorizo, and delicious blood sausage. So head on down, and make merry Iberian style. Just don't forget to close your eyes and pay respect to those noble pigs who roam the great Spanish plains..."
(Sept. 23, 2008, The Porkchop Express, http://www.porkchop-express.com/2008/02/bring-me-ham-of-alfredo-garcia.html)

Made-up citation: "It's time to expand our ham-rizons. Honey? Instead of a wedding dress and tux, let's wrap ourselves in bacon. I want this wedding to be special--and very appealing to bears."

un-holiday-ish-esque

adj. It's not Christmas, Santa, so why are you here? Does this mean you're finally leaving Mrs. Claus for my sister?? Oh, happy day!

Real citation: "The eve of a nat'l holiday (& mid-week vacation day), but feeling decidedly un-holiday-ish (esque?) But only 3 more sleeps til I flee town!"
(June 30, 2009, agirlnamedkelly, Twitter, http://twitter.com/agirlnamedkelly/statuses/2411184114)

Made-up citation: "Though my demeanor and garb may appear severe and un-holiday-ish-esque, on the inside I am festive: I wrapped tinsel around both lungs, and stuffed a mistletoe up my butt. You can't undeck my halls, jack."

douche-anova

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throwupitudinous

adj. Barfitudinous.

Real citation: "I heard the word blingitude on a commercial. It was a really bad commercial too. It made me feel throwupitudinous."
(Aug. 8, 2009, On Words and Upwords, Twitter, http://twitter.com/onWords/status/3192003457)

Made-up citation: "I was just recalling my athletic prime as a collegiate chicken-finger-eating champion... I succeeded because I was never throwupitudinous. Also, I was a master at writhing in pain for about 10 hours, post-competition. Ah, the good old days!"

Chicago-istan

noun. May contain trace elements of Chicago.

Real citation: "I lived in an English town. Very diveres culture. Great food. Very cold. It was names Chicago-istan. It's not far from the border."
(Feb. 25, 2006, My TMMO Community Forum Forums, https://www.mytotalmoneymakeover.com/modules/fusetalk3/forum/messageview.cfm?catid=6&threadid=27920&highlight_key=y&keyword1=vehicle)

Made-up citation: "Dear Zeus, I love being in Chicago-istan. I live in a great neighborhood, with an awesome dog, and my dungeon of virgins is first-rate."

crawl-under-a-rock-y

adj. Shy-y.

Real citation: "feel all gross and crawl-under-a-rock-y ): @wordlust gives good word though (not in a bible-y sense, though. In a yowzah sense)"
(Aug. 7, 2009, Cat Parker, Twitter, http://twitter.com/heysailor00/status/3182641640)

Made-up citation: "When I feel all crawl-under-a-rock-y, I find a bigger rock--like a boulder. Then I push it onto some orphans. Then I feel better!"

blow-shit-up-with-magic-ologist

noun. If this means wizard, then I want to be a wizard.

Real citation: "Am stuck in this Shadowrun mission where 90% of it is hacker-based and I am a blow-shit-up-with-magic-ologist. :P"
(Aug. 2, 2009, Moryera, Twitter, http://twitter.com/Moryera/statuses/3090397481)

Made-up citation: "Future wars will not be fought by nations, or armies, or even robots. They will consist of hellish confrontations between rival blow-shit-up-with-magic-ologists on Showtime."

fugly-pepto-pink

adj. Ew. Also, gag me with something heavy.

Real citation: "@Epiphora weird how that set is vegan friendly and yet fugly-pepto-pink. usually my people have better taste."
(Aug. 2, 2009, Merrill Cotten, Twitter, http://twitter.com/LOLmerrill/status/3084194231)

Made-up citation: "Why don't my co-workers respect me? Is it my fugly-pepto-pink hat and everpresent business snorkel? This economy is murder!"

muffin-top-icity

noun. Oh, the flesh-manity!

Real citation: "Worst part of summer? Blatant muffin-top-icity."
(Aug. 3, 2009, Marne Zollinger, Twitter, http://twitter.com/marnedz/status/3111496431)

Made-up citation: "Muffin-top-icity and sunstroke are two of the top hazards of summer and hell, according to my doctor."

non-inverse-pessimism

noun. I have a bad feeling about this word. Or do I?

Real citation: "It's called non-inverse-pessimism.
Update: I think I may have just triggered a remote mind-wipe on myself."
(May 9, 2009, Whedonverse, http://whedonesque.com/comments/20240#more)

Made-up citation: "I believe in non-inverse-pessimism, but I can't in good conscience recommend it to others. On the other hand, goat's blood is a cure-all."

hobo-stronaut

noun. Maybe they're attracted by the space junk.

Real citation: "@badbanana Yeah, you do it up there and you're an astronaut, down here and you're a hobo...stronaut. (Hmm, I may have a tv show pitch here.)"
(July 31, 2009, John Lynch, Twitter, http://twitter.com/jtlynchjr/statuses/3059751012)

Made-up citation: "Why did I become a hobo-stronaut? Well, sometimes you have to make a compromise between your own dreams and what your parents want you to be."

haiku-stipation

noun. A poetry-stifling blockage that all the prune juice and creative writing workshops in the world won't unclog. (But Spam might).

Real citation: "Just like I have Blogstipation, you have Haiku-stipation.Take some Haiku-Mucil and you'll be fine."
(Feb. 20, 2009, Tessa Scoffs, http://tessascoffs.blogspot.com/2009/02/friday-haiku_20.html)

Made-up citation: "My haiku-stipation lasted years, which pleased everyone around me. And then the dams of my soul burst: 'The beer is flowing / like the beer I spilled--oops--on / the cherry blossoms.'"

non-humany-spirity-thingy

noun. Boooooooooo! That is all I have to say.

Real citation: "Lulu the Vampire/werewolf and Cor the non-humany-spirity-thingy...ey!!!"
(Oct. 5, 2008, Gaia Online, http://www.gaiaonline.com/journal/?mode=view&post_id=23205809)

Made-up citation: "I can deal with zombies, killbots, goblins, and linebackers.... I can defeat them in my sleep. But a non-humany-spirity-thingy? That just gives me the ibby-jibbies. That and aardvarks."

awesome-stosterone

noun. At last! The secret ingredient in awesomesauce.

Real citation: "Where the hell did they find this guy? There’s a 'boy who fell to Earth' quality about him, like David Bowie’s Lady Stardust come to life. It’s a little hard to believe that, until a few months ago, he was toiling away as an obscure understudy in the L.A. production of Wicked. He’s easily the most fun Idol ever, a flam-bam-boyantly queeny California boy who has devoted his nights to making Midwestern housewives slobber into their tubs of Ben & Jerry’s Karamel Sutra. Whether he’s slutting up a rocker like 'Born to Be Wild' ('wiii-eeee-iiyaaaiild!') or sobbing his way through 'Mad World,' he oozes pure awesome-stosterone."
(May 13, 2009, Rob Sheffield, Rolling Stone, http://www.rollingstone.com/rockdaily/index.php/2009/05/13/how-adam-lambert-single-handedly-saved-american-idol/)

Made-up citation: "Doctor, I need ten bags of awesome-stosterone, immediately! I need them coursing through my veins! Because I am a loser!"

arch-dumbass

noun. A dumbass above all others! The assiest and dumbest of the lot.

Real citation: "Can the choice of a pot-smoking arch-liberal over a coke-snorting arch-dumbass really make a difference? You bet. You'd better believe it. When I picture my president, I want to feel like he'd be all relaxed... We definitely don't need that SOB (Son of Bush) Mr. GWB Jones with his twitchy, stinky finger poised over the giant, red, candy-like button, folks."
(Nov. 6, 2007, Deep in the Bush, http://rantose.com/archives/bush_means_luv/bush_means_luv.html)

Made-up citation: "I have always aspired to be an arch-dumbass... But I am only a lowly numbnuts! Alas!"

buttmunchology

noun. The sweet science. Well, maybe to a buttmunch.

Real citation: "Sounds like it's time for a career change.
I've heard there's lots of work for a journeymen buttmunch in your neck of the desert.
...and with your skill level in buttmunchology, in that bloomimg market, you should be able to command top dollar. :chili:
Sorry to hear things aren't 100%...or even half of that."
(June 15, 2004, FSB Forums, http://www.fullsizebronco.com/forum/archive/index.php/t-20268.html)

Made-up citation: "My knowledge of buttmunchology is limited... I studied asswipes in college, you know."