adj. Oopschlop time is here.
Real citation: “The governments of the world have united in the belief the best agricultural policy is to provide lots and lots of barfitudinous foodstuffs as cheap as possible to the consumer with the minimum amount of labor.”
(Nov. 14, 2007, European Tribune, http://www.eurotrib.com/comments/2007/11/14/14621/880/26)
Made-up citation: “When I think about reality shows based on singing or dancing, I feel cold and dead and barfitudinous. However, I would consider watching Nipple-tweaking With the Stars or American Defenestrator."