noun. A would-be Casanova with inadequate levels of Cas.
Real citation: "The office douche-anova. If I don't fall all over you on my first day, I must be a lesbian. Or, pardon me, 'carpet muncher'."
(Aug. 6. 2009, Michelle Wood, I'm in Parentheses, http://iminparentheses.blogspot.com/2009/08/things-i-hate-office-edition.html)
Made-up citation: "I'd rather be a douche-anova than a douche-wibbler. In my family, we have a strict no-wibbling policy. Hey, what're you gonna do?"