noun. Happy Valentine's Day!
Real citation: "Easter Island Head @stephenkruiser is bringing much joy on Planet Kruiser in 5 mins. RFCRadio.com. Enjoy the No Pants-edness of it all.#pkrs"
(Jan. 22, 2010, RFCPatel, Twitter, http://twitter.com/RFCPatel/statuses/8098176568)
Made-up citation: "I rather enjoy luxuriating in a state of utter no pants-edness. What have pants ever done for me? They're worse than pea soup."