Friday, February 12, 2010


adj. The cause of so many dire medical conditions and tragic toilet quagmires.

Real citation: "Not bloody likely. Either way, enjoy the nacho-cheese-and-beer-induced paralysis and have a happy Super Bowl Sunday, America!"
(Feb. 6, 2010, Heather Havrilesky, Salon,

Made-up citation: "Let me dispel a few religious myths right now. The virgin birth is bunk. So how did Mary get preggo? It was still a miracle: the miracle of the nacho-cheese-and-beer-induced pregnancy. The same thing happened to my sister."

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