insomniatwitteritis

noun. Too much Twitter... Too little sleep... And god damn it, who pooped the bed?

Real citation: "@sad19 lol! I think so...and the scientific name for it is 'insommniatwitteritis'.... :oD"
(Feb. 14, 2010, Lisa, Twitter, http://twitter.com/4030lisa/status/9119257323)

Made-up citation: "I never suffer from insomniatwitteritis. When I can't sleep, I sodomize a smurf--just as our forefathers intended."