noun. Doctors call this a major, major, major "owie".
Real citation: "Flavor Flav's hype-disbelief LIES, Twin Peaks and Joy Orbison's name-pun-mageddon: http://bit.ly/fwlVv"
(Nov. 19, 2009, A New Band a Day, Twitter, http://twitter.com/ANewBandADay/statuses/5862981964)
Made-up citation: "I'll take a blood-pocalypse over a name-pun-mageddon any day. I have a low tolerance for pain."