Sunday, November 22, 2009


noun. Scientifically speaking, it is time to hit the sack. Suck on that, peer-review process.

Real citation: "Leading bedtime-ologist:"
(Nov. 7, 2009, Summer Leigh, Twitter,

Made-up citation: "Parents are great bedtime-ologists--or so they think. Actually, the healthiest bedtime for a child is 4 a.m., and most children don't need shelter or food."

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