Thursday, February 07, 2008


noun. The committee has determined that this condition requires no elaboration.

Real citation: “But fisting-induced fibromyalgia? Maybe skidmarkalgia can be induced by fisting, FF, but not fibromyalgia.”
(Dan Savage, Feb. 5, 2008, Village Voice,,savage,79044,24.html)

Made-up citation: “I didn’t become a doctor to massage your feelings. I became a doctor to cure your skidmarkalgia with a big bottle of glue.”

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