Thursday, May 03, 2007

spermomatic

adj. Like vegomatic, but a little less nutritious.

Real citation: "We men are simply spermomatic dispensers for a woman's amusement or personal use."
(lbsbro, Oct. 17, 2006, Plenty of Fish, http://forums.plentyoffish.com/datingPosts5582792.aspx)

Made-up citation: "Buy my new book: Spermomatic dispensers are from Iraq; women are from Iran."

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