adj. A pinch of diddly, a dram of damn, and a whole lotta fanfuckingtasticness.
Real citation: "Fan-diddly-damn-tastic!"
(Jase, Feb. 13, 2005, http://www.ruathar.co.uk/forum/posting.php?mode=quote&p=164&sid=b9a4225d6f2946b9587f434d8995ceed)
Made-up citation: "Free peanuts and beers so tall they make me question my manhood are fan-diddly-damn-tastic qualities in a fine dining establishment."