noun. The boon-diddly-fucking-docks.
Real citation: "They'll do it Olympics-style and nail some guy from East Buttfuckistan or some similarly small former Soviet Bloc country. The dude won't make it out of his motos anyway so the main show goes on yet the governing bodies can cheer the success of their testing campaign."
(DNBLC, June 29, 2005, http://www.bmxnews.com/modules.php?name=Forums&file=viewtopic&amp;amp;t=707&highlight
Made-up citation: "Staying at a hotel in East Buttfuckistan, Texas makes me all the more grateful for my Chicago neighborhood, where the lake, two sushi restaurants, and boatloads of coconut bubble tea are blocks away."