Sunday, October 24, 2004


adj. Tight as a tick; tighter than a Tokyo subway; spandex-tight.

Real citation: "Jennifer Coolidge, playing Joey's kooky agent, was doubly sabotaged with terrible dialogue and a sausage-tight outfit that seemed to be eating her alive."
(James Wolcott, "Friendless," Sept. 9, 2004

Made-up citation: "Holy guacamole! His banana hammock is sausage-tight."

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