politi-blasphemous-socnetpeerpressured

adj. I'm not plugged in enough to define this word.

Real citation: "Ok, I'm just going to say it, given how politi-blasphemous-socnetpeerpressured it is: I am *totally* sick of Wikileaks. Anyone else??"
(Feb. 4, 2011, Vanity Fair Wayfarer, Twitter, http://twitter.com/vanityfairer/status/33593913440739329)

Made-up citation: "Do you like your websites politi-blasphemous-socnetpeerpressured or non-politi-blasphemous-socnetpeerpressured?"

klunkity-funkity

adj. Too much klunk in the trunk.

Real citation: "My tweetmachine is herky-jerky and klunkity-funkity. Please grease it, @TwitterLuber."
(Jan. 14, 2010, Trixie Longboots, Twitter, http://twitter.com/trixieboots/status/26118825590136832)

Made-up citation: "Klunkity-funkity is not a great name for a funk band or daughter."

Shatnerguistic

adj. Describing a collision... between the study... of words... and you know who.

Real citation: "More Shatnerguistic goodness! RT @bgzimmer: Reminds me of this: http://bit.ly/eCsdIl"
(Jan. 12, 2011, Erin McKean, Twitter, http://twitter.com/emckean/status/25384795986993152)

Made-up citation: "I won't go back to school till I can pursue a Ph.D. in Shatnerguistics."

gross-dog-poop-all-over-my-block syndrome

noun phrase. A condition that seems nasty till you catch gross-dog-poop-all-over-my-face syndrome.

Real citation: "If people can get wind turbine syndrome from living near wind turbines, does that mean I have gross-dog-poop-all-over-my-block syndrome?"
(Nov. 15, 2010, Hallie Haglund, Twitter, http://twitter.com/HallieHaglund/status/4239890397011969)

Made-up citation: "I believe I can cure gross-dog-poop-all-over-my-block syndrome with new legislation: If you get caught not picking up your dog's deuce, that deuce will be inserted into your hiney. You're welcome, America."

psychopathic-homicidal-voice-ectomy

noun. Can someone please give this procedure to Christian Bale before the next Batman?

Real citation: "@saiwilcken Sounds li ke you need a psychopathic-homicidal-voice-ectomy instead."
(Nov. 7, 2010, Dasher Hillier, Twitter, http://twitter.com/DasherH/status/1346741433536512)

Made-up citation: "Every year, dozens of doctors perform psychopathic-homicidal-voice-ectomies on patients who were supposed to receive flu shots."

no-internet-pocalypse

noun. Also known as "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"

Real citation: "I'm downloading all my steam games in preparation for the upcoming no-internet-pocalypse :x"
(Oct. 24, 2010, John Blanton, Twitter, http://twitter.com/john_blanton/status/28638871079)

Made-up citation: "Few can survive a no-internet-pocalypse. I read somewhere that the heart can't pump blood without at least 5 Googles a day."

war crimesy

adj. Yes, Virginia, you can commit atrocities and be folksy too.

Real citation: "Oh, big deal, Rumsfeld lied and was an eensy bit war crimesy. At least he didn't make Americans feel bad by apologizin'!"
(Oct. 26, 2010, Tweetin4Palin, Twitter, http://twitter.com/Tweetin4Palin/status/28799035384)

Made-up citation: "When your kindergartner wins 'Most War crimesy,' it might be time to consider selling him to hobos."

other-letter-bomb

noun. No f-bombs here. Move along, please.

Real citation: "Anyway, assuming you did intend to post it here: a. Deb and Lundy are (were) both detectives working on homicides. Their world is not one of social niceties and refinement. Regardless of the fact that Lundy didn't swear much himself, I'd be very surprised if he cared about such matters. He saw far, far much worse in life than someone dropping the f-bomb, or any of Deb's equally colourful other-letter-bombs."
(Nov. 2, 2009, "If I Had a Hammer" 2009.11.01," Television Without Pity, http://forums.televisionwithoutpity.com/index.php?s=&showtopic=3190525&view=findpost&p=12315230)

Made-up citation: "I am the master of other-letter-bombs. I just threw the q-bomb yesterday, and it was a rhetorical triumph."

dumb-squizzled

adj. Gobsmacked; flummoxed; dingsquizzled; confuzzled; mindfucked.

Real citation: "I've seen two episodes past this one, so I now know what's up with the mysterious figure clambering into Hank's attic while he plays the guitar in the final scene. But at the time I watched that scene, I was completely dumb-squizzled."
(Sept. 22, 2010, Alan Sepinwall, HitFix, http://www.hitfix.com/blogs/whats-alan-watching/posts/terriers-change-partners-consenting-adultery)

Made-up citation: "I have never felt more dumb-squizzled than I do right now. I need to see a squizzling specialist."

Breaking Bad-y

adj. A great quality in a TV show; a shit-ass quality in a life.

Real citation: "And here’s where 'Fustercluck' turns Breaking Bad-y. Hank and Britt come roaring onto the airfield, dangling the key that they swiped from Lindus’ safe, and demanding that the would-be-bail-jumper come with them to open the safety deposit box that matches said key. There they find a document related to The Montague—a document that puts Lindus’ life in danger. Lindus promptly distracts the P.I.s for a second and takes off running. Very comical. Then he gets hit by a car. Very shocking. Then he stumbles into Hank’s house, saying, 'I’m going to take a nittle lap.' Pretty funny. And then he just dies. He up and dies."
(Sept. 29, 2010, Noel Murray, The A.V. Club, http://www.avclub.com/articles/fustercluck,45682/)

Made-up citation: "I agree that Terriers is a bit Breaking Bad-y, and I think Breaking Bad is a little Shield-y. Also, I am a tad get-a-life-y."

gee-la-freaking-wheez

interjection. "Gee whiz" got knocked up a notch.

Real citation: "I just invented the term gee-la-freaking-wheez. You may use it if you pay the proper royalities on it."
(Sept. 21, 2010, Erin Ann McBride, Twitter, http://twitter.com/erinannie/status/25091726900)

Made-up citation: "'Gee-la-freaking-wheez!' is an appropriate reaction when a Yeti or your mom uses your couch as a powder room."

over-over-over-overhyped

adj. Warning: May involve hype.

Real citation: "Blowing through the other 20 teams: I have the over-over-over-overhyped Ravens (just as shaky a defense as New England, not as good an offense), Cowboys (we'll tackle them later) and Texans (the NFL's Tom Cavanagh in that everyone likes them, but they can't seem to find a hit show) as overvalued; the Panthers, Lions and Raiders as undervalued; the Rams, Bills, Broncos, Seahawks, Bucs and Bears as the league's doormats; and the Jags, Titans, Chiefs and Browns treading water. So I'm wagering accordingly."
(Sept. 9, 2010, Bill Simmons, ESPN.com, http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=simmonsnfl2010/preview100909)

Made-up citation: "I feel wearing pants is over-over-over-hyped. My people need to breathe the sweet air of freedom, and by 'my people' I mean my balls."

dentolinguistic

adj. Where language and teeth meet.

Real citation: "A dentolinguistic abomination. RT @guan The NYU dental plan for students is called Stu-Dent."
(Sept. 8, 2010, UffishL, Twitter, http://twitter.com/UffishL/status/23967555571)

Made-up citation: "A dentolinguistic expert is the mortal enemy of an anti-dentite, according to toothologists."

pube-pocalypse

noun. A nether-region-geddon that got hairy.

Real citation: "Sasha Grey… appeared naked on last night’s 'Entourage' and caused quite the commotion among the show’s dude-bro contingent. Not because she was naked on-camera… but because she went naked with a full-on bush. Judging from the resulting hysteria on Twitter, it was the Pube-pocalypse."
(Aug. 12, 2010, Newsgab, http://www.newsgab.com/celebrity-news-gossip/95045-sasha-grey-appeared-naked-last-night-s-entourage.html)

Made-up citation: "After rewatching Borat, I am certain that the long-prophesied pube-pocalypse will take place in Kazakhstan."

too-much-eyeliner-itis

noun. A condition common among women and raccoons.

Real citation: "Elizabeth suffers from a serious case of too-much-eyeliner-itis #bachelorpad"
(Aug. 9, 2010, Dina Fierro, Twitter, http://twitter.com/eye4style/status/20752601319)

Made-up citation: "I'm not really an expert on women's grooming. Can you cure too-much-eyeliner-itis with vajazzling?"

Casual Friday-ization

noun. A process that, if unchecked, may eventually include a Hawaiian shirt.

Real citation: "In Which the Casual Friday-ization of the Entire Freakin' World Reaches Its Logical Conclusion"
(July 28, 2010, Paul Lukas, Uni Watch, http://www.uniwatchblog.com/2010/07/28/in-which-the-casual-friday-ization-of-the-entire-freakin-world-reaches-its-logical-conclusion/)

Made-up citation: "You say, 'You're pantless, Mr. Peters!' I say, 'You can't handle Casual Friday-ization. Can you, Officer?'"

furniture-gasm

noun. Sofasexuals know what I'm talking about.

Real citation: "Z Gallerie (downtown LB and yes, that's how its spelled) going out business.. Everything 50% -70% off!! Furniture-gasm"
(Aug. 18, 2010, Twitter, http://twitter.com/MsEngla/status/21529701838)

Made-up citation: "I had three furniture-gasms last night. In some cultures, I'd already be married to that futon."

burgundy-y-ish-ness

noun. Could have something to do with a color. Or a wine. Or the finest anchorman who ever lived.

Real citation: "Its all burgundy-y-ish-ness and stuffs xD Going to the Waterfront Music Festival in downtown NBPT today to... http://dailybooth.com/u/3of2u"
(July 10, 2010, Stephie Lupin, Twitter, http://twitter.com/Jamesandoliverp/status/18193341188)

Made-up citation: "I'm always in the mood for Ron Burgundy-y-ish-ness. And cinnamon rolls. That's just how I was raised."

self-sploitation

noun. A genre I enjoy, because of the me, me, me, me, and me.

Real citation: "@kspidel I went on d defense reading your tweet as I am occasionally accused of twitter self-sploitation. I skank out for fun, not followers"
(Aug. 12, 2010, DC Debbie, Twitter, http://twitter.com/DCdebbie/status/20990531825)

Made-up citation: "I wonder if I'm guilty of self-sploitation. I guess, in retrospect, the whole world didn't need to know about every contemptible sexual act your mom has talked me into. Live and learn!"

sneez-o-peepee-ologist

noun. A multidisciplinary expert who knows almost nothing of poo-poo or duck butter.

Real citation: "RT @FloBlitz: If u sneeze while peeing, the pee stops until the sneeze is over! #FYI <-Sneez-o-PeePee-ologist"
(July 19, 2010, Kel Spencer, Twitter, http://twitter.com/KelSpencer/status/18951672121)

Made-up citation: "Man, I would've been a great sneez-o-peepee-ologist. Why'd I have to go into dentistry? Even when I throw in a free exorcism, teeth are a freakin' bore."