Wednesday, September 01, 2010

too-much-eyeliner-itis

noun. A condition common among women and raccoons.

Real citation: "Elizabeth suffers from a serious case of too-much-eyeliner-itis #bachelorpad"
(Aug. 9, 2010,
Dina Fierro, Twitter, http://twitter.com/eye4style/status/20752601319)

Made-up citation: "I'm not really an expert on women's grooming. Can you cure too-much-eyeliner-itis with vajazzling?"

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