I’m going to a fancy hand-sanitizer tasting tonight.
Mmm, I love a Long Island Hand Sanitizer.
Hey teenage girls, I got a keg of hand sanitizer if you want to party.
Does red or white hand sanitizer go with pink slime?
“I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice hand sanitizer.” –Teenage Hannibal Lecter
Hand sanitizer before beer, never fear.
Do you prefer Russian imperial hand sanitizers or India pale hand sanitizers?
Teenage James Bond drank hand-sanitizer-tinis.
Discerning teens drink artisan hand sanitizer.
“Dost thou think, because thou art virtuous, there shall be no more cakes and hand sanitizer?” –Teenage Shakespeare
“100 bottles of hand sanitizer on the wall, 100 bottles of hand sanitizer...” –Teen drinking song
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