smoothie-tastrophe

noun. A good death. A good death indeed.

Real citation: "Innocent smoothie-tastrophe! In my hair, down my bra and up the wall. Refreshing."
(July 18, 2010, Jenny Phin, Twitter, http://twitter.com/stitchbitch/status/18845475828)

Made-up citation: "I would never cry over spilt milk, but a smoothie-tastrophe? I would be rubble. Rubble!"