insomnia-osity

noun. Possibly the worst thing in the world, besides pea soup and your mom.

Real citation: "@mzsazzygirl I am hyper and full of insomnia-osity! lol, how are you? <>"
(July 27, 2010, Shyla Casey, Twitter, http://twitter.com/ShylaBlogs/status/19662486638)

Made-up citation: "Oh how I hate insomnia-osity! I wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy. Well, maybe Dr. Vargas. That butt dumpling has it coming."